See that title? Yeah. ALSO - frustrating tech, new anime, summer plans, The Teners as our Hype of the Cast, and Wordle.And the Facebook questionnaire! Winter memories and our favorite cars.

More legends leave us this week (day?):  a music legend who impacted the silver screen, and a comedy master who can't get enough recognition. We get tattooed to the couch after the booster shot. Bastian's Boutique is our Hype of the Week! Driving in snowy weather and not sucking. Getting hammered in the mall and just.....watching people. Shortages in general suck. Speaking of,  new PC prices are bullshit. Old dogs, favorite burgers, and old school karate.

We lost another one, guys. That gives us our "comes in 3". Bob, Betty, and Mr. Norm Macdonald are remembered. Our dogs are angel-bitch assholes. We have another snow day ahead of us. Ghostbusters Afterlife rawled. We're better with our booze. Back in the cosplay mindset! Tools! Did aliens use tools to build stuff? What about memes?

Panic buying, old clothing trends, and arcades, oh my! Milk Sandwiches! Emotional Damage! We finally get around to spitting in tubes and scraping doggie gums. We also talk about our bad coping mechanisms and how they battle your efforts in weight loss.  Our mall has its period. "Dudeoir"

Special Guest Bradley is with us tonight! Betty White gets a moment (rest well), We have a reaaaaaaaly long Q&A interspersed with sea shanties, Joe Manchin being a DINO, and the gem-status of West Virginia. Happy New Year!

If the title doesn't give some of this away, then you don't internet. What was your favorite Christmas gift or memory? Matt's bicycle accident. Toy packaging is stupid. We get DNA tests for our dogs and ourselves to see how white we are. How to pee in the woods with lady parts. Jenn gets a new timer. 

We gas up our last guest Todd again. New Christmas movies! TikToks of old Christmas movies! We adopt a baby tree (Jenn's first real tree)! Sandy Bullock movies might kill Matt. Macgruber series might kill Jenn. Waiting for concerts to come back (and be affordable) might kill us both. We're old.

Neighbor Todd comes over to hang out! He and Coolio saw someone get -wrecked- by a car at Disney. Jenn has a potty experience at a Mexican restaurant (it's a crime!). Ye's taste for fake asses is discussed. Shock G tickled the ivories. Robot boning. Apes throwing steel into space. Matt describes turkey poo (it's relevant!). Feeling Like A Rooster On A Leash. Sobering up in a supermarket. You should avoid fake sunlight while on drugs. We have a  surprise guest in Jeremy! We compare Spotify end of year stats (Matt rides Danny Brown's dick, and Jenn wears out Filter).

Thanksgiving traditions aplomb! We talk about our Top 10 hall-passes in our formative years (or who we'd give it to during our 'teens),  our media habits before the "holiday" season,  retail music, an apology for the crummy phone audio from our first guest (Mike from Segwasted), owning being a green bubble, an ASMR voice competition between us (should we have an OnlyFans?), Wynona Ryder and Paul Rudd (aka Fine Wine), and who was responsible for Bean Cobain?  

Mrs. America airs tonight! Matt mentions his recent Youtube viewing habits, Jenn pees, and we talk about our Top 10 hall passes.