This week on FREAKQUELS, the suspiciously vampiric Bobby Keller has invited EJ and Rory to a podcast convention out in the isolated town of Jerusalem's Lot! Problem is, there’s no signs of an event and the majority of the residents just glare hungrily at EJ and Rory’s neck while licking their lips. They’re either dealing with vampires or filthy perverts, but they don’t have the time to figure that out! Not when they have to review the forgotten horror sequel, “A RETURN TO SALEM’S LOT!” Have you seen it? Don’t care, they're going to review it anyway!