It’s that time of year again when the demons go back to school! Unfortunately six of them have been using EJ as a vessel to pursue scholastic excellence! Feeling there’s far too many voices on the podcast right now, Rory has turned to Megan Johnson to help him exorcise those freeloading demons from the nether regions of the Leeson. Feeling that the exorcism was taking way too much effort, Megan and Rory have ditched EJ in his hour of need to watch the under appreciated possession flick, “THE EXORCISM OF EMILY ROSE!” Was leaving EJ to have his soul devoured by Hell an act of cruelty and betrayal? Probably, but that demon movie isn’t going to review itself!  

Camp Freakquels just got a little more spirited, kids! EJ and Rory forgot to spray for Cheerleaders and now there’s an infestation consuming the grounds! Overwhelmed, EJ, Rory, and survivor Greg Caldwell bunker down in a cabin to review the only film the squad would allow, “CHEERLEADER CAMP!”

This week, resident maniac Ross Jones uses his dark Jones magic to force EJ and Rory to walk through the silver screen to make the boys live out a slasher film based on his life, “FINAL GIRLS!” Will the FREAKQUELS duo survive the ordeal, or will they be added to Ross’s ever growing body count? Find out this week on another episode of CAMP FREEEAAAAKQUELS!!!!

It’s week two of CAMP FREAKQUELS and things aren’t going so well for America’s favorite scumbags! After pulling some truly shady stuff to beat some toddlers during the annual FREAKQUELS boat race, EJ, Rory, and Metal Messiah Jon Snow have decided to take a victory lap around the lake. Unfortunately for the trio, the lake is one of those weird Friday the 13th Part 8 bodies of water that spill directly into the ocean and none of them have any real nautical knowhow. In fact, it’s only been five minutes and the boys are already entertaining the idea of cannibalism. To distract themselves from impending doom as well as the deliciousness of human flesh, they discuss the return of Angela Baker and her bloody reign of terror in “SLEEPAWAY CAMP ll: UNHAPPY CAMPERS!”

Welcome back to CAMP FREAKQUELS, the camp where getting your kids back alive isn’t a guarantee! I mean, this place has been body bag central ever since we hired head sack Greg Caldwell! To help minimize the casualties, smoke show Brent Wilson plans to distract Greg by having him watch and review Jason Voorhees’s first outing as an adult, “FRIDAY THE 13TH: PART II!”Sadly that’s only 87 minutes of peace though. After that it’ll be a real binkie graveyard around these parts. Sadly EJ and Rory aren’t going to lift a finger to put a stop to the bloodshed either. They blew town once the checks cleared. Enjoy your summer, jerks!!!

This week on FREAKQUELS, Rory, EJ, and guest Christopher Alu have collectively lost the will to live! Is it because Mother Nature is currently emitting a deadly airborne neurotoxin causing mass suicides or is it because they have to watch and review the infamous M. Night  Shyamalan flick, “THE HAPPENING.” I could tell you the answer…but I don’t want to be mean.

After a long day of go-go dancing, the Shequels head out to the desert to find adventure, action, and an old misogynist’s fortune. So don your driving gloves, your tightest outfit, and put your prize stopwatch on the line as we speed off into “Faster, Pussycat! Kill! Kill!

EJ and Rory have moved into a quiet suburb to get away from the agony of life’s hustle and bustle. Neighbors Brad Parks and Gregory Leeson think the FREAKQUELS duo is weird (and right to feel that way) so they invite them over to watch “THE ‘BURBS” as a peace offering so no harm comes to them. Rory and EJ hurt them anyway.

This week, EJ and Rory are looking to build brand new headquarters for the pod! As luck would have it, a group of horribly annoying influencers has purchased a small town in Texas and are offering up an elderly woman’s home for a low low price! Sure she still lives there, but that’s what throwing her in the dust and stealing her house is for! Anywho, I guess Leatherface has some kind of stupid attachment to the old timer and is now on a killing rampage, cutting up influencers like it’s going out of style. Supporting their grizzly demise, the gang hides out and discusses the 2022 Netflix misfire “TEXAS CHAINSAW MASSACRE” with Shane and Leo Purdy until Mr. Face quenches his sweet sweet bloodlust!

This week, EJ and Rory are joined by Justin and Briana on an expedition to Antarctica! The problem is, one of these jerks rented their body out as a vacation spot to an alien keen on doing some sightseeing! Not wanting to get eviscerated again, the gang agrees to perform an alien identification test! While awaiting the results, the gang discusses John Carpenter’s FX masterpiece, “THE THING!” By the way, I’m not going to say Rory is the one who’s housing the alien, but his “I rented my body out to an alien who is keen on sightseeing” t-shirt is something of a red flag!