Drop a comment giving Mandy scary book recommendations. There are very deep discussions in this episode. We discover si-boob-dangey. We ask why he chose mango sized. We find out that the people of Crystal Lake are not good at anything. We give a shout out to Barry Gibb. We admonish the Oscars. Mandy concussed herself and Kam makes noises. Sometimes raccoons take naps on the side of the road. www.franchisefrightspodcast.com

SO MANY EASTER EGGS! We have a major announcement about FFP. It is time to start the ninth round of movies! And we kick it off with a stellar screen slasher. We discuss how Victor Stiff has the best name ever. There was a green man sighting. Is that Michael Myers or Michael Keaton? We bring you safety tips; shoes in the house, kids. There's a girl dressed like Tony the Tiger. And Dave is this podcast's spirit animal. www.franchisefrightspodcast.com

The eighth round of movies is in the books and we are here to give you the final verdict on what hit and what missed. Jet goes to dog jail. Mandy has a short memory. Kam had a migraine and his brain didn't work. So much action!www.franchisefrightspodcast.com

This marks the return of THE ELECTRIC BOOGALOO! We decide that Lorraine needs a pearl necklace (get your mind out of the gutter.) Look at all them Peggys! Sand is coarse and it gets everywhere. We think Ed and Lorraine should buy that Christmas tree farm in the small town. We do some math. Mandy says, "hail, Satan." Kam can't say Hodgson. And, the crooked man is better heard and not seen. www.franchisefrightspodcast.com

Our 69th episode is our Valentine’s Day episode. Yeah it is. This week, we talk about Jigsaw, which is one of the things that starts with J that Kam hates. We talk about Buffy. We ask why the inside of this barn has room that look like the Death Star. Mandy tells us why the sale of jum dropped. And someone takes the floppy disk microchip thingy somewhere. Tomorrow is Valentine's Day, go buy your condoms!www.franchisefrightspodcast.com

Last week he yodeled, this week, Kam speaks Simlish. Mandy thinks this movie was made in 1898. Night birds scare Suzi. We get to the bottom of why boats have windshield wipers and why exactly it is called a poop deck. The simulation isn't even trying to hide anymore. Something about Stephen King and glory holes. Jason is distracted by flashlights. Deck swabber... www.franchisefrightspodcast.com

Michael Myers is so good at oxygenating his blood! Mandy's tongue is too big for her mouth. Kam did a boo-boo. Joel McHale is not Patrick Dempsey. Why is The Shape wearing makeup on his mask? RIP crunchy hair gelled hair. And, we review a movie as well. www.franchisefrightspodcast.com

Today we say goodbye to another franchise. Bye-bye, Tobi. The angry winter bears return! We call for justice for Hector and Dale. Remember Mama Gollum Asmodeus? FFP remembers. This series is horror movie edging. www.franchisefrightspodcast.com

Today, we put to rest Charles Lee Ray and all those affected by him. We also discuss how smoking is bad for your skin, the Ann-Margret baked beans scene and how amazing it would be to have a rot iron elevator. May The Schwartz be with you! www.franchisefrightspodcast.com

It is time to wrap up our seventh round of movies. The hits, the misses, the chest adornments. We talk about slammin' bananas and dummies that we knew were dummies. You can also hear our dog chewing on his bone in the background. You're welcome. To quote Kam, "it just perfect." www.franchisefrightspodcast.com