Alpine and Alison enjoy the Rio Olympics with a podcast filled with heroes, villains and bittersweet moments. Discussion includes the demise of Gawker Media (0:30), the tailspin of Donald Trump's presidential campaign (4:00), the human emoji Laurie Hernandez (13:00), the Michael Phelps / Chad Le Clos feud (24:00), and the endlessly entertaining O'Donovan brothers, Irish rowing medalists (32:00).

Alpine and Alison return to talk Pokemon Go and reportcard the RNC and DNC.

Alpine and Alison draft Shelley Duvall hellos, mourn for Sad Affleck and discuss Alpine's love of the musical Hamilton.

Alison and Alpine dissect the presidential contenders' meme dankness and overall entertainment value. Highlights include Jeb Bush's pathetic "please clap" (5:00), Dr. Ben Carson's soporific charm (11:00), the most apt Lord of the Rings metaphor for Hillary vs. Bernie (21:00), Ted Cruz's teen ambitions to be in a titty movie (25:00), John Kasich, Fruit Ninja (31:00), Marco Rubio's meteoric downfall (35:00), Bernie Sanders' Dank Meme Stash (41:30), and the phenomenon that is Donald Drumpf (49:30).

In a podcast 2 months in the making, Alison and Alpine grade an extra-long report card. Highlights include Chris Christie held captive by Trump (8:30), albino alligators recording "Formation" covers (13:30), Damn, Daniel with the white Vans! (19:30), Golden Girls Gospel Remix (24:00), Alpine's takedown of OK Go (29:45), the nightmarish Trap Kazoo Kid (36:00), @FemScriptIntros (41:30); B.o.B vs Neil deGrasse Tyson (48:00), and the viral Patty LaBelle sweet potato pie review (54:00).

In a nearly two-hour show, Alison and Alpine recap another amazing year in Internet, and announce the newest members of the Hall of Internet Fame.

Adele, an Axl Rose puppet, and a very awkward behind the scenes look at Ted Cruz and his family.

Two videos go megavi after campus protests heat up, Hotline Bling Cat steals our hearts, and Alpine attempts to set a new world record for the number of times "catalyze" is said in a podcast.

A Twitter novella goes megavi, the world's greatest troll is celebrated, and we pick the best high school TV show of the last 30 years.

A bear eats an annoying lady's kayak, sorority sisters turn the tables on the baseball announcers who shamed them for snapping selfies, and a Youtubesman prank blows up his own kid.