Today we are diving into Chapter 2 of Whitney's book that has least sold one copy...because I bought it...and its all about her childhood. Tales are told, details are spilled and our takeaways are that Whitney grew up a rich bitch and kids are cruel. Follow me on all the socials @fluentinbravo and please rate, review and subscribe.

After a much needed week off I am back for our first official Book Clurb meeting written by our beloved Whitney Way Thesaurus. We learn about Whitney's rebirth moment and get to read about her putting the Karen that changed her life in her place by writing a dissertation to her number 1 hater. Buckle up for the start of one of the greatest literary works of our generation. Follow me on all the socials @fluentinbravo Please like, subscribe and review!

It is time for Whitney to start her new life in Salem. She is ready for a fresh start and to find a man. Not just any man though, it can't be a Chadd with two Ds. Speaking of D, she is pissed there are no single men at the party that Sabrina threw for her so she sucks Sabrina's fingers in protest. Jessica turns up the Glam and Ashley needs to tear up her shirt. Glenn has a new nickname after his CBD OD and Jessica says to hell with her responsibilities and decides to move in with Whitney.

I'm back after the summer cold that knocked my socks off and here to recap the last two episodes of My Big Fat Fabulous Life. Whitney discovers Matcha, Her cuddle coven discovers pregnancy roulette, Buddy and Ashley discover they still can't stand Tal and we discover that Whitney's moving boxes are empty. Come join me as I snark on this show!

Whitney invites then disinvites Jessica and Angie to her insemination, but she does leave the car running with a little pineapple snack. Whitney's BFF Maw-Bell visits and Whitney pulls out the red carpet and train tracks for a VIP tour of Greensboro. Ladies night has Whitney pouting over climbing stairs and a random guy in a hat and glasses. She takes her mojito and goes home when her dance card isn't filled. Please follow on all the socials @fluentinbravo Like, subscribe and review.

Something witchy this way comes and its time for a GIRL'S TRIP. Whitney trades calling her friends bitches for witches. Jessica trades in her fucks to give for an eye roll for the ages. Ashley tries to give some good friend advice to Whitney but is met with pushback and a portable fan. Angie white knuckles her rosary. We learn the number one thing Whitney wants in a man if she can't have ghost sex...he can order from the pizza man. Follow on all the socials @fluentinbravo Like, subscribe and review! Its free!

Newly inseminated Whitney get stomped on by her 79 year old dad at a fitness challenge. Whitney thinks she is 3 days pregnant based on throwing up and wanting to nest. Angie and Karen come into town to hear Whitney talk about her daddy issues and tell inappropriate stories about Glenn. The gang gets together for Henchi's fune...and it is as cringe as it gets. Follow on all the socials @fluentinbravo Rate, review and subscribe. It's free!

Whitney has narrowed down her sperm donor to 3 candidates and she lets Isaiah and Jessica select the lucky guy's swimmers and add to cart. Whitney starts to plan...for Todd to plan Henchi's funeral. Whitney continues to call her friends Bitch any chance she gets. Ashley holds a womb cleansing for Whitney and Jessica and sages Whitney's....flower. Whitney kicks out everyone from her room to inseminate then invites them in to hold her legs up. Please rate, review and subscribe~its free!

Whitney and the gang is back for Season 13 of My Big Fat Fabulous Life and I didn't hate this episode. Whitney hosts a BGDC in London where she body rolls, head circles and humps the floor. Greensboro awaits and so does the villain of the season...Tal. Glenn peaces out the second Whitney returns home. Whitney lets everyone know that London inspired her to artficially inseminate her Big Ben. Tal brings the worst kind of hostess gift and Ashley returns...after taking a little nap. We also say goodbye to trainer Will and Henchi this episode. Don't forget to follow on all the socials @fluentinbravo And please rate, review and subscribe. It's free!

Whitney Way Thore is back and so am I. Let's discuss the season 13 trailer of My Big Fat Fabulous life and I will give you some life updates. Follow me on all the socials @fluentinbravo and follow the private facebook group Fluent in Bravo. Rate, review and subscribe!