Welcome Gabi with the good hair! After a best-case-scenario labor and perfect post-partum poop, Angie is largely anxiety free. Max loves on little sis, but is learning not to love on Ayla, who still prefers a "no-touching" policy. Evie enjoys the spotlight at her surprise fifth birthday party. 

*This episode originally aired on 10/20/16. Angie recalls counting the hours between tears and the pretzel that broke the camel’s back, while Julie explains how the monotony of early motherhood made her morose. In happy news, Angie’s stolen stroller miraculously reappears and Julie’s closet ghost proves friendly. Both moms have no clue that something was happening with the audio while recording this episode, so they'd like to apologize for the crackling sound!  If you’re struggling with PPD or PPA, visit PostPartum.net for help!  

*This episode previously aired on 8/3/2017. In this very funny episode, actress, tag keeper and math failure Stephanie Escajeda explains how everything from Chinese astrology to playground research informed her baby making. Also covered in this eclectic episode: juice box benders, supermarket family sagas, carbon footprint consciousness, leap year babies and stealing. Follow Stephanie at @stephescajeda Please subscribe to our show and rate us on iTunes or Stitcher! It really does help, we swear! You can follow us on Facebook at Facebook.com/FirstTimersPodcast. And send us YOUR first time parenting stories at [email protected]!

*This episode originally aired on 11/2/17. Comedian Dave Williamson chats about his transformation from one of the five unhandiest men in the country, into a porch building, grout cleaning, barn raising dad/bro. Plus: how to anger a 19th Century lighthouse attendant. * For more on Dave, check out DaveWilliamsonComedy.com * Please subscribe to our show and rate us on iTunes or Stitcher and don't forget to send us your first time parenting stories at [email protected].

*This episode was previously published on 5/26/17. Angie and Julie record from The Gundo Comedy Festival. Three-year-old Evie goes on a Nordstrom shopping spree, while thirty-something Angie must accept her poorness. Both moms sustain wrist injuries, but only comes away wearing a badge of (dis)honor. Please subscribe to our show and rate us on iTunes or Stitcher and send us your first time parenting stories at [email protected].

*This episode originally aired 5/26/16 and was our VERY FIRST EPISODE EVER! Enjoy getting to know Angie and Julie and hearing about baby Max and barely-a-toddler Evie! Angie feels whore-able because she woke her kid up to go to a party. Julie feels ha-rrible because she legit almost killed hers. Topics also include snack n snooze, hiring a day laborer for your baby to sleep on and coastal eddies.   While we are currently on hiatus, please subscribe to our show and rate us on iTunes or Stitcher! We will be coming back with a bang and hope to have all of your support! And don't forget to send us your first time parenting stories at [email protected].

Sickness follows Angie like death followed the characters in Final Destination. Evie encourages Julie to focus on self care. Max insists Angie focus on deep breathing. When separated, vagina halves will always find one another again. How romantic! All this and more is just a download away!   Please subscribe to our show, share with a friend, and rate us on iTunes or Stitcher! It really does help, we swear! And send us your first time parenting stories at [email protected].

*This episode originally aired in July of 2018. Did you know the key to parkour is yelling “PARKOUR!”? Have you heard the stereotypes about Presbyterians turned Atheists? Did you get “ground” in the 90’s? Guest, mom and sister abuser Shauna explains it all on this hilarious episode. Please subscribe to our show and rate us on iTunes or Stitcher! Send us your first time parenting stories at [email protected]. 

Julie zip ties diapers while Angie close lines her kid. Why do toddlers need to get ready to get ready? How many days in a row will Ayla scream sweep the floor with her back? All this and more on today's episode. Subscribe to our podcast, share it with friends, and send us your first time parenting stories at [email protected]!

Thanks to needles in her face and crystals in her ears, Angie is back! Evie laments her changing relationship with Max, but is happy that Ayla loves her (slightly more than pizza). Despite not having a firm grasp on personal space, Max is big man on preschool campus.  Please subscribe to our show and rate us on iTunes or Stitcher and share us with your friends. It really does help, we swear! And don't forget to send us your first time parenting stories at [email protected].