This week, the Wild Card strikes hard sending your boys on a new(ish) trip! Chris learns a little alien tongue! Matt is become the ender of stories! Jollibee gets reviewed!

Ep. 326. National Park Monster Ranger: Week 17 Lobster King

Each week, Matt and Chris get one attempt each at an interactive fiction book until they read every single ending. Will they ever choose every adventure? Will anyone listen?! Join them on their descent into a madness of their own design.