This week, Matt learns the one simple trick that space plagues hate, you'll never believe what happens next after Chris retreats, and turns out sour grapes can be a good thing!Also, Matt challenges Chris to a round of Interactive Fiction or Episode of Strangers with Candy, Chris gets to Choose His Own Smoothie, and yes it still counts as discovering something even if it cuz someone told you it!Hey Why Not Do a Discord?Doing the Bluesky ThingListen on Apple PodcastsWatch the YouTubes!Merch Time: Keep Your Business the Way You Like It!We’re on Stitcher, TooThere’s a Subreddit!Check Out Songs from the Musical and More on SoundCloudCatch up on Meanwhile in the Cave of Time, if You So Desire

This week, Chris unlocks a world of limitless possibility, Matt does a little bit of a space plague (on purpose), and someone is suddenly a human just totally out of nowhere what is up with that!?Also, Chris challenges Matt to a round of User-generated quiz Which Book Does This End? (thanks, Sarah W!), Matt does Let's Roll a Baby Dude cuz there's a new Star War movie coming out, and if you are into book choices letting you manifest your own destiny you will love this episode!Let's Roll a Baby DudeYour Occupation1 Bounty Adjuster (meets people with bounties on them to make sure the bounty equals how tough or scary they are)2 Jedi Master in a holoshow about Jedi Masters (comedy)3 Jedi Master in a holoshow about Jedi Masters (drama, bad)4 Greasy Speeder Mechanic who is Gruff but has a Heart of Gold5 Caf Barista with a heart of gold6 Droid with a heart of gold, literalWhat kinda baby?1 Baby Fisto2 Baby Plo Koon3 Baby Ki-Adi-Mundi4 Baby Wan Kenobi5 Baby Yareal Poof6 Baby Shaak TiBaby Name1 Booger (pronounced BOO like a ghost)2 P'pippi3 Scrumtumtum4 Mr. Serious All The Time5 Gurgles6 SnotBaby Power1 Force Jump2 Force Swaddle3 Force Self Sooth4 Force Tickle Wickle Who's A Littwl Tickle Wickle Buddy5 Force Choke6 Force NapWhat makes you a bad parent:1 Always blastin' lasers2 Rock and rolling all night, partying ev-er-y day3 Think the force is dumb and only for nerf hurters (also you have that insult incorrect - it is nerf "Herders")4 Hate babies so much5 Drive too fast in space6 House is a messWhat makes the baby a bad baby:1 Throws own poodoo2 Can't keep a secret3 No good place to put a diaper on (weird body)4 Loves that blue milk way too much5 Always giving that side eye6 Afraid of dark like a cowardHey Why Not Do a Discord?Doing the Bluesky ThingListen on Apple PodcastsWatch the YouTubes!Merch Time: Keep Your Business the Way You Like It!We’re on Stitcher, TooThere’s a Subreddit!Check Out Songs from the Musical and More on SoundCloudCatch up on Meanwhile in the Cave of Time, if You So DesireIllustrations by Paul Granger.

It's that very long-ago-and-far-awayish time of year again! This week, Chris shows off his bartering skills and Matt may or may not get sold to an unscrupulous miner!Also, Matt challenges Chris to another round of figuring out what kind of spaceship they would have (maybe?), Chris saves his very special segment for the very end of the episode, and it's time to yell GRANSK and POODARN with abandon!Hey Why Not Do a Discord?Doing the Bluesky ThingListen on Apple PodcastsWatch the YouTubes!Merch Time: Keep Your Business the Way You Like It!We’re on Stitcher, TooThere’s a Subreddit!Check Out Songs from the Musical and More on SoundCloudCatch up on Meanwhile in the Cave of Time, if You So DesireIllustration by… Someone, I can’t find the person’s name. Sorry!

This week, the brothers go full teeter into the eternal war of light v. dark! Matt learns the universal salute of friendship and Chris has a side hustle!Also, Chris challenges Matt to a round of Which Choose Your Own Am I, Before and After Edition, the guys take a cosmic journey to the Finish-It-verse, and, did you know you can fly to Pluto if you really wanted to? GLEEB FOGO TO ALL!Hey Why Not Do a Discord?Doing the Bluesky ThingListen on Apple PodcastsWatch the YouTubes!Merch Time: Keep Your Business the Way You Like It!We’re on Stitcher, TooThere’s a Subreddit!Check Out Songs from the Musical and More on SoundCloudCatch up on Meanwhile in the Cave of Time, if You So DesireIllustrations by Paul Granger.

This week, it's all about things dying kind of! Matt bears witness to the end of the Earth (maybe?) and Chris discovers a whole new way to bring about the end of himself!Also, Matt challenges Chris to a round of Interactive Fiction or Episode of Andor, the guys create some out-of-this-world libations as they Choose Their Own Beverages (do not make Matt's drink, Matt's drink was very bad), and YES dinosaurs CAN have lil remote controls!Hey Why Not Do a Discord?Doing the Bluesky ThingListen on Apple PodcastsWatch the YouTubes!Merch Time: Keep Your Business the Way You Like It!We’re on Stitcher, TooThere’s a Subreddit!Check Out Songs from the Musical and More on SoundCloudCatch up on Meanwhile in the Cave of Time, if You So DesireIllustrations by Paul Granger.

This week, Chris discovers a new delicacy, Matt becomes a REAL adventurer, and somehow the guys FINISH A WHOLE OTHER BOOK in the process!

This week, Matt and his new friends take a big dump on Earth (not literally), Chris learns the secret to a successful future for all living beings in the universe, and this week's Wild Card means the guys get a visit from a very special guest!

This week, Matt gets a special job, Chris hits up a very popular time travel destination—with a couple serious twists you ain't seen yet, and everyone agrees that Salisbury steak is the gentlest meat!

This week, Matt slams into back-to-back cheap choose moves that make him sad, Chris gets a Star Wars-y read that makes him happy, and someone makes 18 choices over the course of just 21 pages because that is how this book rolls!

This week, Chris rights a wrong from the past, Matt hits a page that makes so little sense he thinks the book is broken (it's not), and the Universe Governing Body has serious news! Also, it's Sad Pizza Party time!