O yay o yay o yay! It's Fey Day! Or at least it was a few days ago! Let's all go rescue a princess! This week, Chris cowers in a cleaning closet! So does Matt! How much of exactly the same thing do they do? Bet you can guess!

Ep. 317. National Park Monster Ranger: Week 9 An Enormous, 100-Eyed Mass of Flesh

Each week, Matt and Chris get one attempt each at an interactive fiction book until they read every single ending. Will they ever choose every adventure? Will anyone listen?! Join them on their descent into a madness of their own design.