This week, Matt gets an ending so triumphant he wishes it was his last read of the book, Chris teases, "This guy, look out it's liquid horn," and the latest Wild Card melts Chris' brain!

Ep. 284. The Trumpet of Terror: Week 15 Self Helf

Each week, Matt and Chris get one attempt each at an interactive fiction book until they read every single ending. Will they ever choose every adventure? Will anyone listen?! Join them on their descent into a madness of their own design.