This week, Chris enjoys some good old fashioned body horror, Matt sees snakes do a neat trick, and just when you thought the boat made of fingernails couldn't get any worse, it does!

Choosemas VI: Krampus.biz

Each week, Matt and Chris get one attempt each at an interactive fiction book until they read every single ending. Will they ever choose every adventure? Will anyone listen?! Join them on their descent into a madness of their own design.