You may have survived that fateful first day. You may have learned to live in silence in a hostile world. You may have even survived that fateful night on the Abbott farm... but can you survive what comes next?    Find Us:  Email: [email protected]  Facebook: facebook.com/underqualifiedidiots  Twitter: @uidiocracy  Instagram: @underqualifiedidiocracy   Luke Haueter:  Twitter: @LukeHaueter  Instagram: @LukeHaueter  Facebook: facebook.com/lukehauetercomedy  YouTube: www.youtube.com/c/rlukehaueter/   Trinity Rodriguez:  Twitter: @itstrinbaby   Rachel Robison:  Website: rachelrobisonmusic.com  Twitter: @robel_rachison  Instagram: @robel_rachison  Facebook: https://www.facebook.com/robelrachison    Remember, never say "I'll be right back." --- Send in a voice message: https://anchor.fm/finalboystatus/message Support this podcast: https://anchor.fm/finalboystatus/support

A Quiet Place (2018) - Final Boy Status - Bonus Episode Adam, Lanson, and Luke emerge from the ether to talk about "A Quiet Place" ahead of it's sequel hitting theaters this week! In a world where sound will get you killed, a family tries to silently endure the nightmare as their lives collapse in this tense romp of a movie... and now the most average of joes are here to ask... can you survive? Season Two Coming July 16th! Tickets for "Keystone" are at onpitchperformingarts.com Find Us: Email: [email protected] Facebook: facebook.com/underqualifiedidiots Twitter: @uidiocracy Instagram: @underqualifiedidiocracy --- Send in a voice message: https://anchor.fm/finalboystatus/message Support this podcast: https://anchor.fm/finalboystatus/support

Family can get on your nerve like no one else, but a few personality clashes won't kill you, right? Unless you let it kill your Christmas spirit and invite a demon into your neck of the woods. The dudes of Final Boy Status (and special guest Seth Callor) have left you a neat little gift under your tree in the form of an episode about everyone's favorite Holiday Bad Boy, Krampus. He's not afraid to let things get ugly and we want to know... can you survive? Happy Holidays To All Final Ones! Uncut and Extended Versions of Episodes are available at patreon.com/lukehaueter Find Us: Email: [email protected] Facebook: facebook.com/underqualifiedidiots Twitter: @uidiocracy  Instagram: @underqualifiedidiocracy --- Send in a voice message: https://anchor.fm/finalboystatus/message Support this podcast: https://anchor.fm/finalboystatus/support

Frustrated with your parents? You could always escape into an unnerving fantasy world in the wall. Your other parents have buttons for eyes and are perfect in almost every way, except that they want to kill you. This twisted allegory will make you think twice about living your dream life, but we want to know; can you survive?  Uncut and Extended Versions of this podcast are available at patreon.com/lukehaueter Find Us: Email: [email protected] Facebook: facebook.com/underqualifiedidiots Twitter: @uidiocracy  Instagram: @underqualifiedidiocracy --- Send in a voice message: https://anchor.fm/finalboystatus/message Support this podcast: https://anchor.fm/finalboystatus/support

Meeting your boyfriend's family for the first time is always awkward... especially if masked killers show up and start murdering everyone. Yikes. Little does anyone know, you've got some tricks up your sleeve and you're ready to fight back. Only one question remains; can you survive? Special Guests Chelsea Dawn and Marissa Powell join Luke in the studio to break down "You're Next," and to offer some insight into the production of their film, "Corner." Watch the film here; it's only two minutes! Uncut and Extended Versions of this podcast are available at patreon.com/lukehaueter Find Us: Email: [email protected] Facebook: facebook.com/underqualifiedidiots Twitter: @uidiocracy  Instagram: @underqualifiedidiocracy --- Send in a voice message: https://anchor.fm/finalboystatus/message Support this podcast: https://anchor.fm/finalboystatus/support

It's the summer of 1979, and you are feeling just fine. You've got a sweet gig as a camp counselor in New Jersey and you're ready to meet all the other cool teenagers that you'll be hanging out with until fall. It'll be your average summer of skinny-dipping, playing strip monopoly, and getting murdered. It's Friday the 13th and there's a vengeful killer stalking your every move, waiting to strike. Can you survive? The extended version of this podcast lives at patreon.com/lukehaueter Find Us: Email: [email protected] Facebook: facebook.com/underqualifiedidiots Twitter: @uidiocracy Instagram: @underqualifiedidiocracy --- Send in a voice message: https://anchor.fm/finalboystatus/message Support this podcast: https://anchor.fm/finalboystatus/support

When there's something strange in your horror movie... who you gonna call? Final Boy Status! Listen, do you smell that? It's Adam, Lanson, and Luke tackling the evergreen classic Ghostbusters. Dive into details from the strange production of a comedy juggernaut, then see if your hosts can face down a literal god of destruction to save the city, their reputations, and their first customer. It would've worked if you hadn't have stopped us! We just wanna know... can you survive? The extended version of this podcast lives at patreon.com/lukehaueter Find Us: Email: [email protected] Facebook: facebook.com/underqualifiedidiots Twitter: @uidiocracy Instagram: @underqualifiedidiocracy --- Send in a voice message: https://anchor.fm/finalboystatus/message Support this podcast: https://anchor.fm/finalboystatus/support

Surprise! You get a BONUS EPISODE this week in celebration of the world's spookiest holiday, Halloween! It's Final Boy Status in the Podcast Studio with their razor sharp wit... or at least their attempt at wit. A spooky mansion on a stormy summer night, a mysterious host with mysterious motives, and a group of colorful characters with the motives to kill. Sounds like all the ingredients of a spectacular comedy that's fun for the whole family. Can you survive? The uncut 90 minute version of this episode is available to our supporters at patreon.com/lukehaueter Find Us: Email: [email protected] Facebook: facebook.com/underqualifiedidiots Twitter: @uidiocracy Instagram: @underqualifiedidiocracy --- Send in a voice message: https://anchor.fm/finalboystatus/message Support this podcast: https://anchor.fm/finalboystatus/support

If you're going to make a student film, you might as well make the most terrifying student film of all time, right? Grab two friends (and/or acquaintances) to take with you into the Maryland forest to record a blurry and motion-sickness-inducing nightmare. There's nothing to worry about... until you get lost and spend night after night being stalked by a powerful and unseen entity. Can you survive? The uncut version of this episode is available to our supporters at patreon.com/lukehaueter   Find Us: Email: [email protected] Facebook: facebook.com/underqualifiedidiots  Twitter: @uidiocracy  Instagram: @underqualifiedidiocracy --- Send in a voice message: https://anchor.fm/finalboystatus/message Support this podcast: https://anchor.fm/finalboystatus/support

Somebody died, but it gets worse. This family already had too much on their plate before they had to deal with decapitations, pagan rituals, and walnuts in the chocolate cake. Tragedy curdles into a horrifying nightmare in this sensationally disturbing film and we want to know; can you survive? The uncut 90 minute version of this episode is available to our supporters at patreon.com/lukehaueter   Find Us: Email: [email protected]  Facebook: facebook.com/underqualifiedidiots  Twitter: @uidiocracy  Instagram: @underqualifiedidiocracy --- Send in a voice message: https://anchor.fm/finalboystatus/message Support this podcast: https://anchor.fm/finalboystatus/support