Feminine Hijinx

Edible underwear, sexy "Connect Four," French maid outfits ... we're dishin' about the naughtier side of the big V.D. this week. You wouldn't believe some of this stuff Suz found -- could the Eiffel Tower be a sex toy? You bet your thigh-high patent leather boots it is! Also featured on this episode: Susie's got a double scoop of Night Stalker, and Angie's margarita game's on fire.

Making big habit changes by making tiny habit changes? Confused? We'll hopefully un-confuse you this week when we review the best-selling book, Atomic Habits. And yeah, there's potty talk (surprised?). Also featured on this episode: Susie loses some of her sweetness and Angie's got an "everything old is new again" update.

A personal retreat can look any way you want it to look. A time-out for yourself to reflect on your personal life and/or career can be more than a stay-cation -- it can be a SLAY-cation! We share ideas for creating your retreat, as well as our experiences re-treatin' ourselves. Also featured on this episode: Susie gives us the 411 on dinosaur buttholes and Angie has an important candy-related announcement.

We can't get enough of the amalgamation of Nic Cage, legit scholars, a few comedians, and the roots of our favorite 4+-letter words. This week we review Netflix's docu-series, The History of Swear Words. Get off your asses and watch it, friends. Also featured on this episode: Susie's rockin' out in more ways than one, and Angie's figured some s**t out.

What if you skipped the usual resolution and instead chose a word that captures how you want to FEEL next year? What's your word? We share our words -- rated G and expletive -- for the new year. Also featured in this episode: Susie's still decking the halls and Angie spent an hour and a half spitting into a vial.

We watched the Bee Gees documentary, How Do You Mend a Broken Heart, and have some definite opinions and facts to share. BTW, did you know that Robin Gibb was a childhood pyromaniac? And there's a "missing" Gibb family member? Also featured on this episode: Susie's giving away 12 Days of tarot readings and Angie was New Year's partying to one of her favorite local bands.

We agree that 2020 was an overall crap year, but this week we're deep diving to recall some of our positive experiences and wins. Also featured on this episode: Susie gets devilish and Angie's treating herself.

Was there a childhood Christmas gift of which you have especially fond recollections? Are you still bitter about the present that never made it under the tree? Was any of the bitterness Dream House or Snoopy Sno Cone-related? Well then we're preachin' to the choir on this week's episode. Not only do we take a walk down Gen X memory lane, we also share what kind of gift givers and receivers we now are as adults. Also featured on this episode: Susie's streaming Christmas horror (obviously) and Angie's vision goes on an acid trip.

Who doesn't love a good ol' fashioned Ingalls family Christmas, even if Carrie is the most annoying child on the prairie? We revisit "Christmas at Plum Creek" from season one of Little House on the Prairie, and (of course) Pa's sweaty pits are mentioned, along with the possibility of a Little House/Hot Tub Time Machine mash-up. Also featured on this episode: Susie's Covid-y husband is emerging from quarantine, and Angie's gettin' her (non-nun) habit on.

It's the holidays, so why not discuss the Zodiac Killer? Well, one of the murders was around Christmastime. Our special guest (and Susie's daughter!), Vivian Shubert, has a master's degree in Criminal behavior, and weighs in on the accuracy and and overall story depicted in the 2007 film, Zodiac. Also featured on the episode: Susie has a fungus among-us, and Angie spent time in a cave.