After a brief hiatus, the guys are back at it again! Tanner and Aaron discuss life changing events and near life ending happenings that happened while the podcast was not…uh…happening. They then have a small argument on the order of the agenda following a rather in-depth conversation on food. In the Ice-Breaker the guys give some fantastic advice for the dating public. In this week’s Matthias in the Corner, Boo Boo makes Aaron feel a little blue. Fat Men’s real problems helps the world become just a little more woke while this week’s sponsor actually represents --- This episode is sponsored by · Anchor: The easiest way to make a podcast. https://anchor.fm/app

Tanner and Aaron return winded but happy to the best podcast you happen to want to listen to right now…please listen right now. We really need the money! The guys start out with Aaron pitching a new tattoo parlor and Tanner shooting off his gun. The ice breaker has the potential to entertain the massive if the guys could ever get the green light. Aaron regales us with tales pricey meat while people in the world are dirty, naked, and starving, most notably, his kids. Matthias clears Bryce's good name but instantly sullies his own good name by ruining, yet another, nice Polo. He then continues on his spree of terror by coming out of the closet leaving it pieces. The sponsor this week turns everyone on but the host have limited experience. The guys remember Sir Oliver Lodge in this week's Tech of the Week and pay tribute to the wonderful and powerful and tired Fat Man of the Past, who is also still alive. --- This episode is sponsored by · Anchor: The easiest way to make a podcast. https://anchor.fm/app

Tanner and Aaron are back at it with a brief debate about soda. Aaron Neville makes a cameo. We have our first contest winner, and just a bit over a year of waiting! The guys risk some physical activity by talking about horrible ideas for home improvements. Tanner harks back to the roots of a classic italian dish made the right way before Matthias gets up close and personal with Aaron's ear. Tanner has a problem with a little back door buddy and the weekly sponsor keeps things gassy. The tech of the week keeps the gas moving through us and greatly improves the taste of H2O. In a surprise twist the Fat Man of the Past may or may not have even been fat! --- This episode is sponsored by · Anchor: The easiest way to make a podcast. https://anchor.fm/app

Aaron and Tanner are back checking in on a very eventful week where not much happened. The dig deep into their past and fish out memories where things may or may not have been blown up and Aaron may or may not have been partially responsible for giving someone a heart attack. Mathias tests the patience of an beautician and the limits of Aaron's insurance as well as the tensile strength of his bed. Aaron encourages everyone to shop everywhere except at a certain blue and yellow themed electronics store. Aaron lauds the best of the best of inventors who keep things nice and chill before going taking us on an educational journey into the latest cures for insomnia. The guys finish the show with the standard apologies after which more apologies are needed and a heated discussion about the show's sign off ensues. --- This episode is sponsored by · Anchor: The easiest way to make a podcast. https://anchor.fm/app

In this episode, they guys jump in right off the bat talking about Baja Blast Zero, a delightful treat! Now at your local Taco Bell! They move on to the latest and greatest of events of the week where Aaron's neighbors get the shock of their life and Aaron postulates about teenage prophylactics. Tanner has some terrible jokes and Aaron saves the day with his dirty phrases that aren't actually dirty. Tanner opens the floor talking about a massive amount of food he consumed at a local buffet while Aaron takes Mathias out for a night on the town to get him out of his shell and talking to people. Mathias later learns the art of invention and how fun hurling water can be. Tanner gets stuck while talking about the Fat Man's Real Problems and the weekly sponsor is pleading for assistance but, this time, for a very noble cause! The tech of the week is not as old as you think it is and aims to simplify your life. The Fat Man of the past is still technically in the present but, nonetheless, delights and mystifies despite his sometimes positive comments toward Donald Trump. --- This episode is sponsored by · Anchor: The easiest way to make a podcast. https://anchor.fm/app

This week Tanner drones on about his drone while Aaron debates a new standard of acceptable business attire. The guys laugh at people giving terrible answers despite the fact they couldn't do much better. In the meal of the week, Tanner is excited about huge breakfast food and Aaron learns to avoid a strictly high fiber diet at midnight. Matthias tries to get the doors squeaky clean and white and also tries to restock his stash of coke at risk of life and limb. Aaron takes the fight to social justice warriors before crushing his soapbox and the weekly sponsor aims to increase sexuality by decreasing visibility. Aaron masks up for the tech of week and the bulbous duo bring back a beloved and long missed societal vestige. --- This episode is sponsored by · Anchor: The easiest way to make a podcast. https://anchor.fm/app

This week Aaron and Tanner focus on the most meaningful parts of life, ducks doing the dirty and what a vegan human might taste like. The guys delve into their memorable meals of the week all of which will make them much fatter and are in no way embraced by the vegan crowd. Gladly, they move quickly on to the ice breaker where we find that Tanner isn't great at dating and we also explore the profound questions like, what level of hotness would you need see to get more intimate with your third cousin. Also discussed, how to really treat a lady at the dump! In this week's Matthias in the Corner, the young man introduces a new skill to his repertoire, blackmail! He also keeps the classics of outright surprise and shock alive and well. Tanner gets into a little trouble with Fat Men's Real Problems and the boys get spicy with the weekly sponsor. The tech of the week makes the portly pair use their floppy noodles to ideate many more uses for a common item and the Fat Man of the Past shows us the risk of taking too long in the john. --- This episode is sponsored by · Anchor: The easiest way to make a podcast. https://anchor.fm/app

Tanner and Aaron are back this week discussing delicious meats and vegetables provided in large quantity for their consuming pleasure. Surprisingly quickly, they get into the ice breaker where they tackle various alternative ways to celebrate throughout the year and also get their own special day! Matthias helps out by giving the dog some much needed hydration and denim gently envelops the supple buttocks of the boys before the world comes together to finally agree on something, that something being delicious meat! The less techy Tech of the Week, keeps the guys, and Deshaun Watson, well oiled and slippery while butter greases the gullet of this week's Fat Man of the Past. As always, apologies are issued before a rather awkward goodbye. --- This episode is sponsored by · Anchor: The easiest way to make a podcast. https://anchor.fm/app

On this episode, Aaron jumps right in to some quality jokes whiles Tanner gives up Catholicism for Lent. Aaron and Tanner give their two cents on the Megan Markle, Prince Harry crap. After some brief silence they move on to memorable meals from this week, largely involving the majestic buffalo and phallic shaped vegetables…but for consuming. In the ice breaker, the boys talk about being good neighbors and, along with that, some light murder and polite Canadians, as well as new products for protecting your car's shine. Matthias decides to testify of his faith before being sent back to the corner. Public nudity and noble creatures of the sea are identified in this week's Fat Men's Real Problems. Auditory isolation tops the tech of the week and the latest in mini-disk technology is discussed much more than it should have been. In an effort to continue celebrating women, the Fat Man of the Past is, in fact, a Jewish woman….not what you think, she probably never had male genitalia. --- This episode is sponsored by · Anchor: The easiest way to make a podcast. https://anchor.fm/app

In this week's episode Aaron conducts an expose on Tanner where they discuss Tanner's aversion to autograph requests. Meals of the week take a decidedly un-woke approach. Matthias looks stately and dignified while smuggling ancient animals. Rude scales, and not at all their weight, depress the guys. In accordance with Biblical tradition, the two gents try out clothes for the first time. Tanner finally gets talk about the horseless chariot and the Fat Man of the Past this week barely makes the weight limit to qualify but has an impressive collection of musical instruments. Tanner and Aaron make an invitation to some musicians to start covering the FMST segment songs in order to drum up some cash and then the episode kinda just ends with some random rantings. --- This episode is sponsored by · Anchor: The easiest way to make a podcast. https://anchor.fm/app