Would you like an award for being a woman? Just tuck it in!; Catalytic converter theft leads to thief sandwiches aka a happy ending; Mexican drug cartel says "We're sorry! Some people just don't know how to act like nice responsible drug dealers!"; Yippie kay yay, senior citizen!; Kenfucky; An honest to Bob love ballad I wrote and composed. (Followed by lots of disturbing sex noises. HUP!)