Fat Guy Loves Cake
Fat Guy Loves Cake
Joey Valentine
Hailed by People magazine in 2021 as "The best thing to come out of the pandemic", Texas born guttermouth Joey Valentine takes you on a thrice weekly comedic round up of pop culture, current events, and stories from his past that will leave you laughing and unsettled. 30 minutes or less. Don't let the children listen.
04/12/2024 "So long, farewell, auf wiedersehen, goodbye" episode #293
So long and thanks for all the shoes! Show is being rebranded and moved. FGLC shows will always be available to listen in the archive. Link to the new show: https://open.spotify.com/show/4T0YBCBcHl43SNaxVLCPTL?si=a3f1ee146089456d
Apr 12, 2024
7 min
04/08/2024 "The customer is always an asshole" episode #292
People are the worst as proven by this woman calling and demanding a cake at 9 o'clock at night for the next morning. I talk punk rock with the retirement of NOFX, and BEWARE those crazy eclipse watching people!
Apr 8, 2024
30 min
04/05/2024 "I used to f*ck guys like you in prison" episode #291
A little recap of the Roadhouse show I did with the Nerds and some driving statistics to scare you into putting that fucking phone down. Everyone have a safe weekend!
Apr 5, 2024
17 min
04/03/2024 "Good things come to those who hate" episode #290
Jsut a quick little reminder of the upcoming show with Nerds Talking the podcast about Roadhouse on Friday. DO NOT MISS IT! Also, thanks to Johnny at Studio 5 in Austin for providing me with a stellar background to my mediocre voice.
Apr 3, 2024
8 min
04/01/2024 "You won't like Jesus when he's angry" episode #289
The Biden admin does the unthinkable and makes the resurrection all about dudes dressing as women. The end is nigh, my friends.
Apr 1, 2024
24 min
03/29/2024 "Roadhouse special" episode #288
With the assistance of ai, I rewrite Roadhouse. It's basically the same story, except with more sodomy. Episode dedicated to my best pal Frankie, my beautiful black panther who passed away this week. Hug and kiss your kitties; you only get them for so long.
Mar 29, 2024
31 min
03/27/2024 "Google loves black Nazis" episode #287
Google's new AI makes a giant boo-boo and rewrites white history; I talk about the most awful thing I have heard in a long time: a giant influx of men being allowed to just move on over to the women's prison. (They even have condom dispensers for these "trans-women") Sickening.
Mar 27, 2024
45 min
03/25/2024 "The penis pump" episode #286
Being the dedicated journalist I am, your boy Joey takes a spin with a mechanical penis pump. Also: Transgender causes trouble in the locker room at my gym, Planet fitness.
Mar 25, 2024
29 min
03/22/2024 "Roadhouse" episode #285
I give you my thoughts on the new release of Road House starring Jake Gyllenhaal. Also: Bonus live recording of a new acoustic song I wrote called "Dinner at Road House"
Mar 22, 2024
26 min
03/20/2024 "Ich hasse mich dafür, dich zu lieben" episode #284
Because I'm too busy chasing rainbows in a very mentally stable state, I played one of my favorite episodes. Enjoy.
Mar 20, 2024
21 min
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