I interview Britney Griner, fresh off the plane and back on US soil; I discuss a man selling imaginary friends and souls on Amazon; Man sexually assaults tickle me Elmo doll (yes, seriously); Mike Tyson and Evander Holyfield are selling gummi ears laced with pot; YouTuber with 14 MILLION subscribers mistakes Chinese man for being Japanese, doubles down and makes us proud to be American.

Music: Bell-Biv-DeJoe "Poison"