Face to Facetime Podcast

Face to Facetime

Jon Ryan
A podcast with two real people... but not really.
Will Burkart has a hot mom probably
Will has one of those quick minds... you know the kind, like the kid in high school that made everyone laugh and even the teachers. You'd hope that "that kid becomes a comedian". Well he has. Will is a touring, opener, middle comic. When I did open mics for a brief time I would see him around and he would kill at the open mics which isn't something people do. Enjoy this conversation about guitar, comedy and hot moms.
Jan 14, 2021
52 min
Do you want to fight or f*ck Julian Rifkin?
Pink $ock is a sexual force of musical talent. He also happens to be a down to earth sex machine with two different colored eyes. He makes music SPECIFICALLY for love making. We break down what sex music is, some Cardi B, and the controversy of other sexy music. Have fun, don't get a boner and enjoy our convo :)   Featured song: Pink $ock - Feminist Cowboy   Follow Pink $ock: Instagram - https://www.instagram.com/pinksockofficial/?hl=en Spotify: https://open.spotify.com/artist/2r2vazPWwll5lAiKrxwcgC?si=WuEiZexuSFWTeWrLOBjN6w Soundcloud: https://soundcloud.com/pinksockofficial Follow me: Instagram - https://www.instagram.com/jonryanisdead/ Twitter - https://twitter.com/JonRyanisdead
Dec 17, 2020
1 hr 5 min
Cucking out heartbreak w/ Sam Jones
*Subscribe for more*   Sam Jones is a creative director for Comedy Central. She creates some rad ass commercials and sketches. She also is a fucking nut. And she knows shes a nut. Its the best thing about her... her nuttiness. We have worked together several times on small projects here and there, but we mostly just talk dick jokes. Please enjoy our dick and pussy jokes.    Featured song: Pink $ock - Feminist Cowboy   Subscribe to Face to Facetime podcast:  Apple podcasts - https://podcasts.apple.com/us/podcast... Spotify - https://open.spotify.com/show/3WJ84VA...  Follow Sam Jones:  Instagram - https://www.instagram.com/therealsamj... Website: https://www.therealsamjones.com/  Follow me: Instagram - https://www.instagram.com/jonryanisdead/ Twitter - https://twitter.com/JonRyanisdead Facebook - https://www.facebook.com/IloveJonRyan
Dec 7, 2020
1 hr 36 min
Gliding with Petey USA
TikTok should pay Petey a ton of money for getting dummys like me on the app. People like him are rebranding the app to bring a new, exciting, obscure audience. I love his content. I really think people like him who focus on just having fun and doing shit they love (Like living in a tent) are how to live life.
Nov 27, 2020
1 hr 7 min
Wesam Keesh is my new friend
Wesam is a true artist. I’ve met so many hollywood assholes that love to party and talk about “projects” they’re “about to do”. I’m so so happy to be in conversation with Wesam. I think I made a damn friend here. If you guys like deep existential conversation this is hour episode. Make sure and check out his podcast.
Nov 18, 2020
1 hr 14 min
Frank Castillo is the nicest guy that will roast your ass
Frank is one of the nicest guys I've met in comedy. I still don't know what project we worked on together. Maybe we didn't work on anything at all. Maybe we just chopped it up at the store for a bit and I flagged him as a dude I would love to work with. Either way this is a great episode about comedy. Have fun don't get hurt.
Nov 12, 2020
1 hr 47 min
Ben Cahn for president (Part 1)
Dude it was cute as fuck how I met Ben. We were friends on Vine. I knew he lived in Long Beach, CA, so when I was there I had him meet up. I felt like I was going on a date. Two dudes who wanted to see if we can get along. We've been pretty damn tight friends since. Ben is a comedy writer who is a more than successful stock trader. This episode we were out bar hopping and decided to jump in the studio to have some fun. Part 2 of the episode is about how ben went from one thousand dollars to two million dollars playing the stock market. Please enjoy two real people talking. No mannequin.
Nov 4, 2020
1 hr 46 min
Michael Lenoci wants you to do shrooms with him
You may know Mike from opening for Chris D'elia. Mike is a dude that I have probably seen grow the most as an artist in my life. I know... bold, but it's because he went from bad to really good. Usually with artists (no matter the art) have some sort of something in the beginning. I am no judge and jury, but when I first saw him I wasn't even sure I was watching comedy. Now? He murders rooms. It is very fucking rare to see someone make this transition and I am super inspired how he created such a good act. Obviously if you have seen him perform you know.
Oct 14, 2020
1 hr 6 min
Jason Collings and the young grey
It's rare you meet someone just.... fucking kind. Funny AND kind. That's something idk really how to do. I have to be making fun of myself or someone or something. Jason can just kinda be a funny person. That's what being a god damn comic is. Just funny pouring in between the cracks of your jokes. I've seen Jason around the comedy scene for years since 2011/2012 around there. I remember one time he had seen a short film of mine somehow and complimented me on it and then offered me a chair to sit with his friends. It's weird how that shit goes a long way. Check out his stand up album on spotify! https://open.spotify.com/album/5xIIKA6MMWAiG3hDTopkdN?si=p-Yr1IS4QniDNEURFc5_tw
Oct 8, 2020
1 hr 1 min
Myq Kaplan is a joy unitarian
Most of the time I'm a very dick jokey idiot that enjoys duding it up but the other times that are not most of the time I enjoy being smart (or at least feeling like I am smart). Myq Kaplan is someone who you just HAVE to keep up with in his intellect pacing or at least I have to. He's so god damn intelligent and I expected nothing less after experiencing his comedy for the last couple years. Ever see the Richard Linklater movie 'Waking life'? That's what this conversation is like. Just two incredibly smart people that are talking smart as shit things with each other. Im smart..
Sep 30, 2020
1 hr 38 min
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