It's my birthday! and you'll all be as miserable as I please. Welcome to the portal of death, and also some genuinely insightful opinions (not from me). Featuring a love song and my remix of the theme tune from Henry Danger.

Short snippets from a long ramble. Just me and the children, so the main topics of conversation are poos, wees, and bums.

Two giant rambles, featuring: ladybirds, accidental swearing, Bill Cosby's best literary work, cursed tulips and WHAT EVEN IS A PODCAST? plus an exciting scooter race. Jah, bless

Recorded seventeen days into lockdown, a socially distant ramble through our local hop fields. Featuring chat about graffiti, allotment basilisks, pooing ones pants, a massive caterpillar, witch/wizard misogyny and sympathy for Joe Exotic.