Taking calls from aliens across the universe, husband and wife team Steve & Amber Heinrich humorously attempt to explain the unusual customs and behaviors of our human species. It ain‘t easy.

Ritual kissing under a decaying plant? Our alien caller is rightfully perplexed. We do our best to shine some holiday light on the tradition of mistletoe.

Mistletoe

Our alien listeners are confused about the function of "appetizers." Can we somehow justify fried bacon-wrapped mac 'n cheese ball mini-bites?

Appetizers

In this episode, our intergalactic listener puts us on the spot by asking what a parade is. Can we come up with something - anything - to explain this unusual human ritual?