THE HONEYMOONERS WELCOMES RAT SKATES
THE HONEYMOONERS WELCOMES RAT SKATES
Rat Skates
SEASON PREMIERES DEC. 1 | NEW EPISODES EVERY WEEKDAY 7:30PM (EST) ON THIS CHANNEL  https://ratskates.com
The Boss Over Nothin'...What a Surprise!
NEW EPISODES - WEEKNIGHTS 7:30PM (EST) ON THIS CHANNEL “Okay let’s wrap season one with one simple takeaway…” “We want peace? Then there has to be order to the disorder.” “Our crazy ego's are grand, and they’re high - but not exalted, and can not be ruler!” “He sent His Son here to free us from this hair-brained thinking!” “We're NOT the authors of life...so let's stop tryin’ to run it for others.” “We're the boss over nothing; not the general manager of th...
Jan 31, 2024
1 min
The Stand: Forgiveness vs. Responsibility
NEW EPISODES - WEEKNIGHTS 7:30PM (EST) ON THIS CHANNEL “The Evil One LAUGHS at how he gets us to confuse forgiveness with responsibility.” “Forgiveness doesn’t mean we sit by and watch others get hurt!” “Otherwise WE are responsible for allowing it…simple as that.” “Okay, this is last call; its bottom of the ninth, full count, bases loaded and they're battin’ lefty.” “But it IS written: “we know not the day, nor the hour.” “But sure looks like tomorro...
Jan 30, 2024
1 min
Fundamentally Transform The Pelt?
NEW EPISODES - WEEKNIGHTS 7:30PM (EST) ON THIS CHANNEL “I don’t know…lot of Raccoons come to the lodge meeting every Sunday but still cant get it.” “The pelt don’t mean nothin’ unless it’s parked on an apparatus of integrity.” “Don’t think because we walk down the street sportin’ a pelt, everybody says “oh look at him he's a friendly Raccoon…what a fine man!” “And then we go turn the corner and we’re snoopin’ around in other people’s garbage cans.” “This lod...
Jan 29, 2024
1 min
Love is Love? He’s Gonna Belt Them One!
NEW EPISODES - WEEKNIGHTS 7:30PM (EST) ON THIS CHANNEL “Brothers, this war may take many years and cost thousands of lives…” “And here in Faber - the lodge - is where the sneak's gonna try to do his dirtiest by twisting the words of the Grand High Exalted Mystic Ruler.” “They’re gonna make up their own thing up like:” “Love is love…” “Is that so...is that so?” “Drag queens invading the kindergarten because they LOVE to expose himself to children?1” “...
Jan 26, 2024
1 min
Our Lodge Constitution: The Demerit Amendment
NEW EPISODES - WEEKNIGHTS 7:30PM (EST) ON THIS CHANNEL “These Globalist snakes have been sneaking into the lodge for years and years pretending to be loyal Raccoons, pretending to be devoted to the majesty of the pelt.” “We bought into their act…we even made some of them top brass.” “Nosey…snoopin’ around, trying to shut us down.” “Tax audit on the winner of the three-legged race.” “One of them even snuck into this apartment disguised as Mrs. Gallagher’s cat!” &nb...
Jan 25, 2024
1 min
Serving The Most High...or The Vatican Union?
NEW EPISODES - WEEKNIGHTS 7:30PM (EST) ON THIS CHANNEL “I said it once…and I'll say it again...This is WAR!” “Do our chairmen think this the buffet at the Chinese restaurant, where you only take what you like?” “If they don’t give examples of exactly WHAT is wrong according to the Raccoon book of Sacred by-Laws, well then guess who decides?...feelings decides. EGO decides!” “That’s how the Evil One soft soaks ya into doing what HE wants!” “There’s seven billion eg...
Jan 24, 2024
1 min
Our Chairmen: Holy Gone Yellow Belly!
NEW EPISODES - WEEKNIGHTS 7:30PM (EST) ON THIS CHANNEL “Brother Raccoons, for thousands of years we been coming to lodge meetings to honor the Grand High Exalted Mystic Ruler.” “But we have a very, very serious problem in the lodge. It’s our chairmen.” “And although they have been ordained with the power of the pelt…” “They squandered it!” “They have become full-fledged yellow-bellies…” “Sure…Sure; ... it’s easy for us to say yes to the Grand High Exalted M...
Jan 23, 2024
1 min
Congress: A Republican Country Club
NEW EPISODES - WEEKNIGHTS 7:30PM (EST) ON THIS CHANNEL “Every nut farm has a farmer. We keep electing farmers to grow THOSE nuts because can't they can’t grow THESE!” “Okay so we elect members of Congress; wait, wait wait; that’s not an accurate word…” “Members of Silver Oaks, that’s an accurate word.” “And they have 2 separate membership roles that WE pay for:” “We pay this side to take away our freedoms; what have we been paying this side to do?” “Watch, ...
Jan 22, 2024
1 min
Veterans Get One Day, Pride a Whole Month!
NEW EPISODES - WEEKNIGHTS 7:30PM (EST) ON THIS CHANNEL “Enough of the Trans stuff for a little while; I feel my liverwurst sandwich comin’ up...” “But let’s just peel back one more layer of these onion-heads.” “They’re always crying “we want equal rights”, “life is treating us UNFAIRLY...” “Good gosh!” “Veterans get one day; pride gets a whole month.” “Who's this unfair to again?” “These are totalitarians posing as victims. They are basket case...
Jan 19, 2024
1 min
When a Trans is Talking, What Are You Doing?
NEW EPISODES - WEEKNIGHTS 7:30PM (EST) ON THIS CHANNEL “So fortunately, because of the wicked root of the trans-testicle, we can appreciate something we were all granted that is beautiful…” “Awareness! We spot fake things!” “We're hard-wired to stop and question fake things because they fool people into what is not safe.” “We can walk safely through reality; not re-imagined fantasy!” “And let's also put this out there for what it is and be done with it:” “W...
Jan 18, 2024
1 min
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