In this episode, Albert and Elijah talk about getting curved by a hookup, the Real Housewives, and touching brains in elementary school. It's group therapy this week, y'all. Follow the show on Instagram: https://instagram.com/evrythngiscancelled

TRIGGER WARNING: This episode does involve discussion of SA/R*pe. Everything Is Cancelled is back, after a 2 week hiatus! This week Albert & Elijah dive into how bizarre a life without an inner monologue must be, and how treacherous cis-het (white) men are.

Here’s a treat— this week Albert & Elijah kiki for almost half the episode! Later in the episode Albert talks about exercise and how difficult it can be to get motivated. Elijah opens up about his desire to perform and work a f*ckin crowd. To wrap this episode up the gays slay Rupaul’s Drag Race Season 15.

This week is the super special New Years edition of Everything is Cancelled! Spoiler alert -- this episode has little to do with New Years. Albert and Elijah commiserate over the shortcomings of Tinder, and recount their New Year's Eve experience. They also discuss Jamie Lee Curtis and her performance in Everything Everywhere All at Once.  Make sure to follow the show on Instagram: https://instagram.com/evrythngiscancelled

On this episode Albert & Elijah celebrate getting new microphones for christmas! They open up by discussing their holiday before moving onto this week’s cancel; RIGHT WING FREAKS! They end on a positive note, slaying water picks & M&P Presents: A Drag Queen Christmas. Be sure to follow Everything Is Cancelled on Instagram @evrythngiscancelled

Get into the Christmas spirit with Albert & Elijah in this super special Christmas episode! This week, the two of them discuss all things holidays and share their opinions on gift-giving, Christmas flavors, and the politics of Grindr. Elijah tells us how he ruined Christmas for his grandmother, and Albert questions if he even needs a gift this Christmas. Grab a cup of hot cocoa and your favorite ugly sweater for the Everything is Cancelled Super Special Christmas Holi-Slay Extravaganza Spectacular Bonanza Show Episode!  Follow the show on Instagram: https://www.instagram.com/evrythngiscancelled/

This week Albert & Elijah talk about caesar salad, cl*t suckers, internet scammers, and coo-coo banana healthcare workers.

In this episode, Albert and Elijah chat about the times they frewed up, debate about food (once again), and reminisce on high school. Albert airs his grievances with people who won't leave him alone, and Elijah laments people with poor social awareness. The two of them share their experiences in retail and being treated like a dawg. They get to the bottom of whether or not Stevie Wonder is truly blind, and they discuss the implications of Doja Cat imbibing infant's blood as an Illuminati ritual. This week's slay is Matt Roger's special, "Have You Heard of Christmas," which has possessed our hosts with the spirit of Saint Nick himself. Grab a snack, cozy up, and we'll see you at Rockafella Centa! Follow us on Instagram: @evrythngiscancelled

Tune in this week as Albert & Elijah discuss sickness, Thanksgiving, drunk texting, and what REALLY happened to Michael Jackson.

This week Albert and Elijah talk about gender reveals, iPad kids, and what kind of parent they hope to be. Albert cancels the cold weather, and comes out as a climate denier. Elijah cancels the Titanic… because it’s dumb as a bitch. They talk about how painful it is for a show that you love to get cancelled before a true season finale. This week the SLAYYY segment focuses on HBO Max’s Euphoria.