We have all been there: driving down the road, enjoying your day, when a poop-mergency hits. But most of us don’t take pictures of the goods unless we are participating in “Super Bowel Monday,” the crappy brainchild of Tushy bidet company. We deal with more truck debacles but find a bright spot with a magic battery. Follow us on Instagram @everythinghereisrealexcept and Facebook @everythinghereisreal. Email us your silly stories to read on the show at [email protected]. --- Support this podcast: https://anchor.fm/everythinghereisreal/support

More news of the weird as we discuss how men looking for love shouldn’t post pictures with their cats on their dating profiles and how cats are not to be used as weapons. We talk about crazy people we have encountered in Reno and Winnemucca, mean birds, the devil sending text messages and people who might or might not stink. We also learn that we are uninterested in being members of the royal family. Follow us on Facebook at www.facebook.com/everythinghereisreal and Instagram @everythinghereisrealexcept. Email us your funny stories at [email protected] and we might feature you on an upcoming show! --- Support this podcast: https://anchor.fm/everythinghereisreal/support

We have a very short third episode, but it is packed with effervescent giggles. This episode features a clip from Amani and Jessica’s very first recording session, one that was never meant to be shared publicly … but who doesn’t love hearing about Amani’s favorite phallic-shaped snack? Join us to learn how Amani “grew up on the sausage” and once traded his Italian sausage for a peanut butter and jelly sandwich. Follow us on Facebook at www.facebook.com/everythinghereisreal and Instagram @everythinghereisrealexcept. Shoot us an email at [email protected] if you’d like to have your funny stories discussed on the show! --- Support this podcast: https://anchor.fm/everythinghereisreal/support

Amani gets personal with his catholic school capers, theories that his dad might have had ulterior motives with the gift of a particular snake and we discuss the “booger wall.” Jessica shares stories from the Globe magazine about dimwit criminals, Dolly Parton, UFOs and some stories about grandma Faye going broke feeding birds. Follow us on Facebook at www.facebook.com/everythinghereisreal and Instagram @everythinghereisrealexcept. Shoot us an email at [email protected]. --- Support this podcast: https://anchor.fm/everythinghereisreal/support

Love loser Matthew Perry, a diaper-wearing pervert and predictions from Nostradamus. Follow us on Facebook at www.facebook.com/everythinghereisreal and Instagram @everythinghereisrealexcept. Shoot us an email at [email protected]. --- Support this podcast: https://anchor.fm/everythinghereisreal/support