It's finally happened y'all. It only took a mild tropical storm to hit New York City for Kendall to hunker down and binge the hottest show of the summer: The White Lotus. So it is about damn TIME to #MentionItAll for all you sweet Marys, including performances we loved/hated, our opinions on the controversial finale, our opinions on creator and writer Mike White, the ass eating, the pooping, you get the picture. Weekly Recap features our favorite Scottish TikToker, Christy Carlson Romano popping off on Shia (clickbait), and a far too lengthy discussion about NYC bagels. Aboard the HME this week is an anon guest conductor, who tells us the story about a first date that was piss-poor, if you know what I mean...