Shake those maracas for "Dave Chappell," Miss Mary, because Bachelor in Paradise is finally here!! Thats right, friends: our bachelor strike has officially ended, and Tat and Bendy are checked into the resort in Tulum. We #MentionItAll, including Kenny's unconfirmed nudity, the icon that is Grocery Store Joe, and how dirty the editors are doing poor, sweaty Tahzjuan. Pop culture hits of the week include the boner killer that was the White Lotus finale, Ben Platt's new heartbreaking album, and the prophetical return of the rat king! Aboard the HME, Tat is back in the cockpit, telling a story that led to him being alone, naked, wet, and surrounded by shattered glass...