The boys chat about the massively underrated Drag Race Sverige (aka Sweden), the messy brilliance of Ted Lasso season 3 and the flawlessness of Hannah Waddingham, and how they might just be too old to properly appreciate Heartbreaker. 

Then, like the cumsluts for Swedish pop they are, they dive headfirst into the wonderful, wild, wacky world of Melodifestivalen. They take a look at the yearly Swedish music festival that ultimately chooses who will represent the country at the Eurovision Song Contest. They delight in everything from the divas on parade to the accents that sound vaguely like Kermit the Frog to the incredible music to the way the Swedish crowd flops their balloons around. That's not a euphemism.

Then Cesco chooses five Mello songs he considers to be important. Not the best or his favorites, necessarily, but five songs that have had an impact on the contest. Get your maypoles ready, folks! Midsommer may be over, but things are starting to heat up round these parts. And before we're all overtaken by schlager fever, Cesco and Anthony add songs to the ESC Etc. playlists. Consider this your MelFest 101, ladies, gays, and theys!