Cesco and Anthony visit August: Osage County in late July (where they discuss how the stage version is far better than the movie) and then Barbieland (neither of them has seen the film yet, but hoo boy do they have hella gay opinions about Miss Barbara). They do not, however, make a stopover in Oppenheimer-ville. Life's too short.

Then they dive into the first ever cancelled contest from 2020 that was lost to the shmandemic. What was it like not having the Gay Olympics to look forward to that year? Which songs from national finals did they root for before it was all snatched away and which competitors were their favorites? What content did they fill the infinite existential void with? And, most importantly, who would have won if the contest had happened?

Using incredibly scientific methodology, they determine who would have been the (unofficial) official winner of the Eurovision Song Contest 2020 with help from listeners who sent in their top tens! Their ESC Etc. playlists expand and they say goodbye feeling confident in the fact that they solved one of the greatest Eurovision what-ifs of all time! Huzzah!