The ELQE crew kicks off the holiday season! This is the fourth episode of our Slutsmas  marathon where we bring in special guests and get into the holiday spirit. Joining us for this episode is the oldest (and some might say best) Blanco sister, Vicki! Making her triumphant return to the show, Vicki tries to depend herself against her sisters unseemly allegations. Colleen and Renee launch their case and try to cancel their sister.Follow us on Instagram!@esloqueespod@theal7@corazondemelonn666@fivesss@[email protected]

The ELQE crew kicks off the holiday season! This is the third episode of our Slutsmas  marathon where we bring in special guests and get into the holiday spirit. Joining us for this episode is friend of the show and bassist for Civerous, Drew.Kevin reminices on arcade dates with drug dealers, and Drew reveals a raunchy group chat from older white ladies.Follow us on Instagram!@esloqueespod@theal7@corazondemelonn666@fivesss@californiareneesin@drewspooky@civerous_disease

The ELQE crew kicks off the holiday season! This is the second episode of our Slutsmas  marathon where we bring in special guests and get into the holiday spirit. Joining us for this episode is friend of the show and bassist for Civerous, Drew.Kevin declares that he doesn't like to have sex during warm weather.Colleen drops some jello eating slurp ASMR.Drew alludes that people who don't like flan are totally racist.Producer Carlos realizes the relationship between his dads birthday and his own.Follow us on Instagram!@esloqueespod@theal7@corazondemelonn666@fivesss@californiareneesin@drewspooky@civerous_disease

The ELQE crew kicks off the holiday season! This is the first episode of our Slutsmas  marathon where we bring in special guests and get into the holiday spirit.Kevin fights off a horde of shoppers as if they were stampeding Uruk-Hai.Colleen choked out an old lady for a 50 inch flat-screen.Intern Renee roams the aisles of stores watching fights and waiting to yell World Star!Producer Carlos shares some Black Friday horror stories from his days working at Toys R Us.Follow us on Instagram!@esloqueespod@theal7@corazondemelonn666@fivesss@californiareneesin

The ELQE crew answers questions from our fans. Kevin berates our fans for not asking him about pegging. Colleen tells us about the infidelity of her youth and her plans to smash her ex's dad. Intern Renee has a complex ranking of her friends with multiple tiers, and yes she's involved in several exclusive group chats. Producer Carlos narrowly avoided a scandalous affair with a potential baby-momma.Follow us on Instagram!@esloqueespod@theal7@corazondemelonn666@fivesss@californiareneesin

The ELQE crew reminisces about some their wildest adventures with intern Renee. No spoilers for this one. Follow us on Instagram!@esloqueespod@theal7@corazondemelonn666@fivesss@californiareneesin

The ELQE crew draws names from a hat and talks about imaginary fights between famous killers of cinema. Kevin calls Michael Myers the ugly bottom because he gets no top, despite the fact that he's 7 feet tall. Colleen would let the Cenobites from Hellraiser pass her around like a hot potato. Intern Renee makes a case for Jeff Goldblum in The Fly thanks to his big hair. Producer Carlos may have accidentally started the trend of women thirsting after Ghostface. Follow us on Instagram!@esloqueespod@theal7@corazondemelonn666@fivesss@californiareneesin

The ELQE crew shares scary stories over a campfire with smores. Kevin discovers our  newest piece of merch, the Le Pusse Purse by Prada. Colleen argues that Bert and Ernie are siblings not lovers. Intern Renee shares the children's story of Tailypo. Producer  Carlos curses the cast and all the listeners by exposing them to the horror thought experiment of Roko's Basilisk.Follow us on Instagram!@esloqueespod@theal7@corazondemelonn666@fivesss@californiareneesin

The ELQE crew sets the scary mood trading stories of real life murders. Kevin swears to wipe out the entire familial line  of the person who unalives his future kid. Colleen tells us about the murder premonitions her father had in his youth. Intern Renee knows a girl from high school who grew up to be a fake model and is now more than likely a serial killer. Producer Carlos needs to buy a Ring door camera so that he doesn't get murdered by some random crazy knocking on his door in the night.Follow us on Instagram!@esloqueespod@theal7@corazondemelonn666@fivesss@californiareneesin

E058 Haunted OfficeThe ELQE crew kicks off October talking about scary places. Kevin stays unusually quiet since he was terrified throughout the whole episode. Colleen shares the parallel creepy dreams that she's shared with her dad proving she's gifted...or high. Intern Renee has a ghost haunting her office but she girl bossed her way out. Producer Carlos imagines what the crew would be like as ghosts.Follow us on Instagram!@esloqueespod@theal7@corazondemelonn666@fivesss@californiareneesin