We know what you’re thinking because we had the same thought: why torture ourselves when we can spread the pain? That is why we have special guest Needles! He hated these movies. Listen as we discuss horrible 3D, Crispin Glover’s dance moves, and the tragedy of Corey Feldman. Plus Bob drinks a Steel Reserve. Get curbside pick up at Bucket O’Blood Books & Records.

We’re back! We survived quarantine, even managed to record some episodes but no one wanted to edit them. We decided to torture ourselves and watch the entire Friday the 13th series. My dark lord, they are terrible. Now you have to listen. Welcome to season four, or is it five? It doesn’t matter. Bob’s back. Welcome back, Bob. Glad you are here to suffer with us.

Welcome back! We’ve begun editing again. Rejoice! It only took a theme song, a copy editor, a therapist, and non-stop disbelief from ourselves we would do it to start up again. It won’t last. This time around we discuss The Safdie Brothers film Uncut Gems and the Steven Soderbergh directed The Laundromat. We also bring up cooking, hot sauce, prostate exams, Hollywood Video, and scraping your cervix. It’s no longer just movies, it’s whatever.

It’s the most magical time of the year: seasonal depression time. Listen as we talk about the creepy and campy Xmas movies Christmas Evil and Silent Night Deadly Night part 2 in a role reversal show because these are movies Nick never saw. Plus we discuss the best films of the decade, Michael Shannon & Friends, and eating too many edibles. Sounds like a excuse to drink to us. Happy whatever!

It was a rough period of time between the last podcast and this one, and oh woman, it shows. Whatever. We have a theme song now written by Donnie Moore! Listen for that then stick around as Erin and Nick briefly talk about Nic Cage in the unmemorable Kill Chain then the unfocused Us from Jordan Peele. We cover a lot of topics and introduce a new segment. We have things going. Listen. No, seriously, listen.

It’s our spooooooky Halloween spectacular, in mid November because the first recording of this episode was deleted by Nick’s bootleg computer. Listen as we repeat ourselves when we talk about the absolute beast of a film The Lighthouse, yawn through our brief discussion on Next of Kin, and then rank the Halloween series in order by favorite entries and by timeline. Take your time to enjoy this one because our Thanksgiving episode won’t be out until New Year’s Eve.

What do a couple of low budget, under seen art films with tiny casts have in common? A lot. So much that even the hosts don’t notice until the drunk conversation and uncontrollable belching starts. Locke and The One I love, two small films that say a lot about half the population.

Fair warning: this is our most unfocused episode ever but we talk about a very important and timely romantic comedy Obvious Child, the cutest abortion film of all time. We also discuss the fun sci-fi movie The Endless. Our very special guest is Dr. Midnight, Erin’s foster kitten who she chases around for most of the recording as Nick falls asleep. It’s mess.

We watch the most depressing comic movie ever, a hilarious take on how difficult art can be, and a story about how modern dance gets everything wrong.

Does anyone even remember us? Well, we’re back and just as silly. Sadly we are one host short. Life moves on though, that is the theme of both our films for this episode: Booksmart, and Midsommar. They just take drasticly different paths of getting there. Join us on the road least traveled as we attempt to reboot the last reboot. It exhausting and sweaty. This episode brought to you by Bucket O’Blood Books and Records!