Try reading this description as fast as you can: Ben and Amory zoom through two internet stories connected to speed running, including a look at a mysterious object on Reddit and an online trend directed at the Church of Scientology.Show notes:

• Found in my son’s room (Reddit)
• Storming Scientology Buildings: TikTok Trend or Hate Crime?  (The New York Times)
• What is a ‘Scientology speedrun’ and why is social media suddenly obsessed with it? (The Guardian)