This week, Niall and Gideon discuss Paul Thomas Anderson's 2012 movie The Master (starring Joaquin Phoenix and Phillip Seymour Hoffman) in depth, and try and decide how it compares to There Will Be Blood. We also discuss J. Cole's new album and the potential new Earthgang record. Our Instagram and Twitter are both @emteopod E-mail us: [email protected]

In the one year anniversary episode of Emteo Quarantine Catch-Up (which i've put up a month late, v sorry) we go in depth on the Paul Thomas Anderson masterpiece 'There Will Be Blood'. Plus we discuss the albums Days Are Gone by HAIM and 22, A Million by Bon Iver. Oh, we also talk about a really fucked Cyberjoke joke which you can find the full version of here: https://allowe.com/humor/cj-main/cyberjoke-archive.html?view=list#joke=1410  Our Instagram and Twitter are both @emteopod E-mail us: [email protected]

Niall and Gideon discuss the outcome of a hypothetical football match between Lionel Messi and 70,000 babies, we check back in with Cyberjoke 3000, Niall discussed the 2002 PTA film Punch Drunk Love and I dunno, some other shit, just listen to the episode. Our Instagram and Twitter are both @emteopod E-mail us: [email protected]

Niall and Gideon write the p̶e̶r̶f̶e̶c̶t̶ most accurate Cyber Joke 3000 entry and send it to Mr Al Lowe to send to the masses. We also discuss the Paul Thomas Anderson Movie "Magnolia", Niall plays the bass (poorly), and we once again find out what Gideon is doing at this exact moment in time.  Our Instagram and Twitter are both @emteopod E-mail us: [email protected]

In this weeks episode, Niall and Gideon discuss the breaking up of Daft Punk, the framing of Britney Spears and the dirt-bikes of AXL. We also take a look at some Reddit stories about inflatables, we rip some gnarly whips for Scroggins' camera, and we watch the music video for Axel F by the Crazy Frog. It doesn't go the way you'd expect. Our Instagram and Twitter are both @emteopod E-mail us: [email protected] Yeah this was a long one again. Sorry.

Listen to Desiderium by The 98s: https://www.songwhip.com/the-98s/desiderium This week in this way too long episode (holy fucking shit, why is it 3 hours long?), we take a listen to the albums The Weather and To Pimp A Butterfly in our new segment 'Monthly Music Moo-Off', we play a game of 'Amazwhat Is This?' in which we read reviews of an Amazon item and have to guess what the item is, and Niall continues his Paul Thomas Anderson marathon with the 1997 film Boogie Nights. Our Instagram and Twitter are both @emteopod E-mail us: [email protected] We promise we don't do any episodes this long again.

In this episode, Gideon discusses his definitely real book series, Niall talks about his teachers weird online classes and we start a new segment in which we take a look at Al Lowe's Cyberjoke 3000. Our social medias are all @emteopod Links to our stuff: linktr.ee/emteo

In this episode, we make discuss our thoughts on star signs, we listen to a WAP parody, we bring back fan-favourite segment Aaah Scary, and we talk about a couple of films/tv shows. Our social medias: https://www.instagram.com/emteopod https://www.twitter.com/emteopod Email: [email protected]

We're back from the winter break! In this episode we talk about our new segment schedule, we read some awful stories from Reddit and we listen to a dating advice podcast. Twitter and Instagram: @emteopod

Happy New Year ('s Eve) everyone! In our final episode of 2020, we take an online dating class survey, we discuss the end of the year, and we recommend some albums. Niall also discusses the shows Nathan For You and How To with John Wilson, and Gideon gives us a history lesson on the wickedly funny Richard Nixon. Pls rate the show 5 stars x Instagram: @emteopod