Do you want to win a ZERO expenses paid vacation with Emily and Jess? This contest may or may not be a bit. A wide variety of hard-hitting issues are discussed in this episode, including adult women selling girl scout cookies for their kids and the phenomenon on everyone's mind: age regression!!!! 

Are massage parlors sexual/can you make them sexual? Also, how hard is it to run a kid over with your car? Can you just leave a cult? Important questions to think about.

Emily and Jess get drunk throughout this terrible episode. It gets very sad very quickly!

In this shorter episode, Emily's sound sucks and she is mad about it. The rats talk about getting kicked out of a club in the nicest possible way pre-covid, how having kids ruins your life, and Armie Hammer (had to sorry). Also, Jess finally watched 1,000 Pound Sisters.

The rats are all over the place in this, but they have rat guests! Emily explains her very gross belly button infection and Former President Barack Obama joins the discussion!

Emily and Jess are ringing in the New Year at 4:00 PM on a Thursday! The rats discuss Emily's fatphobia, periods, and more sickening topics. Happy 2021!

In the first official episode of Emotional Support Rats, Jess and Emily discuss cartoon crushes, death, tiktoks that make Emily raging mad, and more! *this is the rats first pod so please be patient with the sound imbalance