As promised, we're back, just over a week after our last episode, to discuss BOTH Ottawa Captains leaving. Topics include: - Brianne Jenner leaving and other Charge offseason news (5:15) - Welcoming William Eklund, our newest meow meow (28:40) - Is Brady Tkachuk Swedephobic? - Could Elias Pettersson be the key to building a woke Swedish superteam in Ottawa?

We had intended for our next episode to be a heartfelt goodbye to a beloved Ottawa Captain who left under bizarre circumstances and was failed by the front office of an Ottawa hockey team that keeps making weird decisions... but we'll get to Brianne Jenner next time. For now, let's laugh at Brady Tkachuk.

The pain continues. We discuss the devastating end to the Charge's season and give our expansion thoughts. We also jinxed the Habs (you're welcome).

For the second time this year, we have an extremely depressing post-mortem for you all. We discuss what went wrong against the Carolina Hurricanes, why Brady Tkachuk should not be allowed to have a podcast, and how the Ottawa Charge are now our only hope.

THE OTTAWA SENATORS ARE IN THE PLAYOFFS! In our first Sens-focused episode since January, we discuss the Sens' incredible run to the playoffs, the fall of the Red Wings,  and the superiority of xGF% models. Then, we turn our attention to their upcoming first round series against the Carolina Hurricanes, and try to figure out what the Sens need to do to beat them.

DISCLAIMER: Apologies for Beata's audio cutting out all the time!! She was using a different mic than usual but will be back to normal next ep!! This is not the Olympics episode we wanted to be recording. Join us for a very depressing Olympic post-mortem, where we discuss all the highs and lows of the men's and women's hockey tournaments, and give our thoughts on the US men's team's controversial celebration.

As we head into the Olympic break, we discuss what needs to happen for the Sens to make the playoffs, and which players we will be rooting for in Italy. But first, we present our pitch for a cameo in Heated Rivalry season 2. Timestamps: 6:45 More hockey romance discussion (WARNING: SPOILERS FOR IT'S A SETUP BY TAYLOR FITZPATRICK FROM 28:15 TO 28:57) 29:30 Are the Sens good? 49:00 Previewing the Olympics from an Ottawa-pilled perspective

In this first episode of the new year, we discuss the Josh Norris return game, the most Karlsson-esque trade to hit the NHL since the Karlsson trade, and whether the Sens and Charge are bad. Then, we continue our Heated Rivalry discussion, and Beata talks about the other hockey romance series she has recently become obsessed with.

Welcome to the favourite podcast of the Ottawa Senators coaching staff, who clearly make their lineup decisions based on what we tell them. In this episode, we gloat about being right about Jordan Spence, the Sens being Canada's team, and the Charge being Actually Good. Then, we discuss the hockey romance book/show that's going viral on gay twitter, and its very mean portrayal of the city of Ottawa.

Hockey is back, and so are we! Topics in this episode include: whether Jordan Spence is the new Erik Brännström, the Sens' recent fashion mishaps, and the city of Ottawa maybe driving the Charge out of town. Then, we go slightly off topic to discuss the Jays' recent run, the new hockey yaoi book getting people into the sport, and the life-changing pop culture news that dropped during the Sens' home opener. Everyone's homework after the episode: https://youtube.com/playlist?list=PLJkOSatCD3wFF0tsMa74SJnPPqxFiPf-i&si=pj95EdF9_5vfNo8y