Honk! Honk! Let MachineDaena and Salmon entertain you in the wonderful world of the Electric Honk Podcast! A world of humour, politics, sport and some genuinley interesting random facts! Here's what we cover this week: MachineDaena new arrival – Eevie Salmon cycles to France Andy Robinson’s sponsorship with Wimbledon ends Rolls Royce £2,000 bonus is a win for capitalism Halifax pronouns badges – They/Them TOP SHELF – Glenfiddich Grand Reserve 21 single malt Headliner – Gordon Ramsay Sex Dwarf Found Dead in Badger Sett Just Stop Oil spoils F1 at Silverstone Zhou Guanyu life saved by F1 Halo system Starmer & Raymer cleared of Covid police probe Boris Johnson resigns – Going, Going, Gone? New Tory leadership content – predictions GOOSE NEWS – Lake District Horror Show PORK SCRATCHINGS – Roland the Farter Ronaldo’s next club? UK heat wave due this week

World’s longest walk from one destination to another Funny Hobby / Business Names Boris Johnson Vote of Confidence Gary Neville Becomes Labour Member TOP SHELF – Langs Banana Jamaican Rum HEADLINER – Putin’s Pootrid Suitcase  Bitcoin Takes a Dump Below $20k USA Gun Laws to Change? Blake Lemoine’s Sentient AI Bot at Google Monkey Pox Renamed by WHOke Lefties Sports Washing – Saudi Laundromat Rwanda Flight Stopped by ECHR, for Now GOOSE NEWS – 13 Geese of Saint Eulalia PORK SCRATCHINGS – These Bees Look Fishy! Pogmentary – Pogba Amazon Documentary Released! UK to Host Eurovision in 2023? Football Transfer Window - Haaland, Mane and Nunez Public Service Announcement – Train Strike on 21st, 23rd and 25th June

Platty Jubes – UK celebrates 70 years of the Queen Labour’s 4-day Bank Holiday Increase UK Airport Travel Woes – Cancelled Flights! Germans Say NEIN to High Train Fares Tories U Turn on Windfall Tax as Predicted by Starmer No Queen at St Pauls Cathedral Prince Andrew Has Covid – Sus? Ricky Gervais – Super Woke, Super Nature Stand up Pop Song Lyrics are Heavy Lately! TOP SHELF – The Three Bell Ends Gin The Headliner – Why I’ve Got Some Sticky Near my Dicky   Johnny Depp Wins Defamation Trial Liverpool Squander Quadruple Chance DALL-E-2 AI Pictures Clearview Image Harvesting Stranger Things 4 – Viral Kate Bush Whitby Abbey Fang-tastic World Record GOOSE NEWS – Breast Feeding Mother Rescues Goose from Eagle PORK SCRATCHINGS – British Premonitions Bureau Black Mirror – New Season Liam Gallagher at Knebworth 2022 Football Season Over – Transfer Gossip Abromovich Finally Sells Chelsea Pogba Leaves United Holding 6th in Premier League 54 Letters of No Confidence in Boris?

Honk! Honk! Let MachineDaena and Salmon entertain you over the weekend in the wonderful world of the Electric Honk Podcast! A world of humour, politics, sport and some genuinley interesting random facts! Here's what we cover this week: Salmon’s Post Covid Poo at Work 3 Lions Click Bait 1000 Farts in a Working Man’s Club £184m Lotto Winner Walks his Dog TOP SHELF – Maraschino Liqueur & Cherries THE HEADLINER – Vicar Hospitalised with a Potato up His Bum Musk Trolls Twitter CEO Parag Agrawal Amber Heard a Honk Wagatha Christie – Vardy vs Rooney McPutin Nuggets Energy Company Windfall Fallout Boris’s Bus pass for 77-year Old Energy Saver GOOSE NEWS – Chinese Guard Geese   PORK SCRATCHINGS – Man Survives Two Nuclear Bombs Liverpool Complete the Quadruple? United Fans Blame Stadium for Poor Performance Female Refs at the World Cup?

Let MachineDaena and Salmon entertain you into the weekend in the wonderful world of the Electric Honk Podcast! A world of humour, politics, sport and some genuinley interesting random facts! Here's what we cover this week: R V Daena King Salmon Microplastics Human Anus Fat people voting Neuroscience – dying brain activity TOP SHELF – United For Ukraine (brewdog) Headliner – Boy shits in a kettle Boris / Sunak – fines Heating Crisis Rwanda Just Stop Oil Reddit r/place – Geese with lightsabers Musk buys Twitter Nottingham Goose Fair GOOSE NEWS – Goose Man Pork Scratchings – Nuclear Waste Upcoming World Cup Draw Tyson Fury vs Dillian Whyte Best Footballing Rivalries - Liverpool vs City Liverpool win the Quad ?

Salmons Guide to Happiness UK Gets Battered by Storms TOP SHELF – Goose Island Beer called Derek! THE HEADLINER – Reality Star who Received Death Threats for Selling £38,000 worth of Fart Jars Reveals Next Career Move” Prince Andrews Goose is Cooked Kurt Zouma - Don’t F*ck with Cats French Knight Life – The History and Origins of the Salute! Metaverse Superbowl Fail – Foofighters Fail to Flatter Facebook Nick Clegg Promoted at Meta to Same Level as Zuckerberg Facebook Shares Nosedive –Active Users Decline Risk 2022 Edition: Ukraine Goose News – Wild Goose Chase in Salford Pork Scratchings – Victor Noir’s Grave a Fertility Symbol? Covid Rules Dwindling in the UK? Harry Maguire Should Go to Prison New Found Respect for Wayne Rooney? Kell Brook vs Amir Khan – Exhibition Fight?

Downing Street Parties Fall Out MP Christian Wakefield Labours the Tories Hazel Grove MP Scandal Top Shelf – Dark Matter!             The Headliner – Bulgarian Red Wine! Elon Musk’s Chaotic Orbit! Czeck Singer Dies Following Deliberate COVID 19 Contraction Substack – Paid to be the Devil’s Advocate on Big News? Meatloaf is Brown Bread Inspires Salmons Work Colleague Is Steven Gerrard Shaping up to be a Quality Manager? Martial to Sevilla – Right move? Chancel Mbemba - Footballer Defies the Aging Process! Goose News – Derek Statue! Pork Scratchings – Lily the Pink WWIII inbound – Putin Invading Ukraine! Salmon Describes taking the Podcast on Tour in a blackout! Dorset Knob Throwing Competition – cancelled! John Bercow – His Magic Wand Ends Child Poverty?

Salmon breaks his phone, and MachineDaena swalled a ringpull when he was six! Alan Gosling gets birdflu in the UK – Nominative Determinism The origins of Disaronno Salmon and MachineDaena discuss the comedy wild west of 90s TV! Babys acting like a scene from Kong vs Godzilla Top Shelf – Marks & Spencer My G&TEA The Headliner – Percy Long Prong’s Business Card! Fall out for the Prime Minister’s Parties Sue Gray’s Tory Party Inquiry – Bojo resigned? Pork Scratchings - The Colston Four Prince Andrew in court over Virginia Giuffre Epstein link Marks and Spencer change Midget Gems to Mini Gems? Newcastle first signings are underwhelming Gerrard off to a great start with Coutinho Signing at Villa Goose News – Barnacle Geese Pork Scratchings – Queen Anne of Great Britain

Andy Shares his Parenting Advice to soon to be dad MachineDaena Top Shelf – Dutch Eggnog (Advocaat) The Headliner - “Police search for motorized picnic table drivers seen travelling through Perths Scarborough Beach Area” Is the Party over for the Tory Government? F1 Controversy – Lewis Hamilton loses 2020-2021 F1 under dodgy circumstances to Max Verstappen! Man sued for being asked to stop farting? Credit card fraud results in £4m lotto winner North Korea bans laughing for a week Swastika theme park ride in Germany? Michael Owen responds to Emma Raducanu SPOTY by posting about himself winning it Could Santa be Gay? Goose News – Black Egg Yolks from Goose in China? TikTok got more web hits than Google in 2021! Pork Scratchings - Nominative Determinism Boxing day football and Covid 19

MachineDaena writes with his butt cheeks Andy Salmon becomes a Walrus Detective TOP SHELF – Brewdog Spiced Rum 500 cuts The Headliner – Small dong march demands end to stigma around small penises Tories Xmas Covid Party Will UK Public ignore Covid rules because of Tories? Man United’s new German Manager - Ralf Rangnick Will Covid Omicron Variant Stop Football Again? “Suicide Pods” – Are they a Suitable Alternative in Switzerland? GOOSE NEWS – Airbus Takes Technology Inspiration from Geese! PORK SCRATCHINGS – Shoebox Sized Satellites Changing the World! The Ashes – England Cricket Team Off to Terrible Start Mi6 Rename Tech Department to Q – Inspired by James Bond Salmon and MachineDaena Debate Which is the Best Christmas Songs! You Can Now Stay in the Home Alone House on AirBnB! Gerrard’s First Game Against Liverpool for the Aston Villa Manager Tommy Fury Cancels Jake Paul Fight Because of Broken Ribs