I invite my guest to imagine sending their worst enemy to a desert island, accompanied only by the worst records ever made and a totally useless item.

BBC tech reporter Zoe Kleinman exiles the Mansplainer with the music of Toto, Bruno Mars and The Crazy Frog...

Zoe Kleinman does away with Mansplainers

Journalist and author Andrew Smith puts Michael Gove in the Outer Hebrides, with the music of James Blunt, AC/DC and William Shatner

Andrew Smith isolates Michael Gove

Crypto currency trader Glen Goodman banishes Robbie Williams with records by Take That (of course), Westlife (natch) and Rebecca Black (who?)

Glen Goodman banishes Robbie Williams

Comedian Bennett Arron sends Piers Morgan to exile with The Pogues, The Black Eyed Peas and a whole stack of books on feminism…

Bennett Arron dispatches Piers Morgan

This week tech security podcaster Carole Theriault inflicts the "chiptune Kate Bush", some bizarre New Zealand pop and Rick Astley....