First, Phoebe tells us about a disastrous family vacation on an Alaskan cruise, and explains the most basic difference between men and women. Later, Ashley takes us back to the good old days, a little time known as 1998, when the US military buzzed Alpine valleys in airplanes and people fell from the sky...wait, what? Join us for another chat about the awful side of vacations!

Intro music: "Airplane, Seat Belt Beep, A.wav" by InspectorJ (www.jshaw.co.uk) of Freesound.org