Ashley takes us out on the water to tell us about the most devastating family vacation tragedy you might ever hear of, and why duck boats really should be banned. Meanwhile, Phoebe (still on her murder murder murder kick) tells us about a tinder date gone horribly wrong and about the highly problematic “rough sex” defense.

Intro music: "Airplane, Seat Belt Beep, A.wav" by InspectorJ (www.jshaw.co.uk) of Freesound.org