Earl analyzes some of the worst lines in romantic novels and weighs in on potential litigation against a judge named Judy.

Beef Stroganoff

Jed 'Earl' Riley embarks on a stupendously redundant quest of honoring his family's legacy, a third generation front porch that his father built. These are the thoughts of a man and his encounters from hither to yonder county line within the fictionalized world of Baum County, Arkansas. Earl delivers a message of idiotic hope with all the pride, pomp and circumstance needed to fulfill his destiny.