Tony Thompson's ford needs a tow, the Nelson chicken has gone missing again, surf class in Baum County and more in the pilot episode of The County of Baum County.

Best Of:  Worst Romantic Novel Dialogue

Jed 'Earl' Riley embarks on a stupendously redundant quest of honoring his family's legacy, a third generation front porch that his father built. These are the thoughts of a man and his encounters from hither to yonder county line within the fictionalized world of Baum County, Arkansas. Earl delivers a message of idiotic hope with all the pride, pomp and circumstance needed to fulfill his destiny.