Comedian and actor Patton Oswalt (Tea & Scotch) stops by as Randy describes how AI acted as an accomplice in a vandalism spree, Jason explains why a zoo advertised a "child predator" tour, and Daniel warns against trying to throw drugs into a prison, and so much more!Thanks to our sponsor: Talkiatry!Head to Talkiatry.com/DPT to complete the short assessment and get matched with an in‑network psychiatrist in just a few minutes. See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

Comedian Adam Ray (The Adam Ray Show on Netflix) stops by as Jason describes a man who was arrested for going "Goldielocks" in a firehouse, Randy explains why a plumber drove with his apprentice in his truck's toolbox, and Daniel warns against walking in on people having sex, and so much more!Thanks to our sponsors: ASPCA Pet Insurance and Hims!To explore coverage, visit ASPCApetinsurance.com/DPTBe prepared. Be strong. Be confident. Be him. Ready to be him? Visit hims.com/DPT to get personalized, affordable care for weight loss, hair loss, sex, testosterone, and more. See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

Comedian and actress Erica Rhodes (Tour Dates) stops by as Randy describes a family vacation that gets ruined by finding a used vibrator in their hotel room, Jason explains how a woman was caught masturbating on a plane, and Daniel warns against selling peyote and mushrooms on Facebook Marketplace, and so much more! See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

Comedian and podcaster Hunter Hill (Deep Secrets podcast) stops by as Jason describes a wedding at McDonalds, Daniel explains a police search for a man who broke into a pool, hot tub, steals towels, and has an "intense interaction" with a rubber duck, and Randy warns against pants-less car hops, and so much more!Thanks to our sponsor: ASPCA Pet Insurance!To explore coverage, visit ASPCApetinsurance.com/DPT See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

Comedian, actor, musician, podcaster Jeremiah Watkins (Crazy Pizza) stops by as Randy describes a massive semen explosion after a fire at a bull insemination facility, Daniel explains why a female passenger undressed on a flight to Miami, and Jason warns against your own dog biting you when you're running from police, and so much more!Thanks to our sponsors: BetterHelp, ASPCA Pet Insurance, and Hims!If you’ve been waiting to start therapy, BetterHelp works with more than 125 health plan networks, and eligible members have an average copay of just $23 per session with insurance. Don’t have insurance or live outside the U.S.? You can still get 10% off your first month. Visit BetterHelp.com/DPT to explore your payment options.To explore coverage, visit ASPCApetinsurance.com/DPTReady to build a better sex life? Visit hims.com/DPT for a personalized plan—for sex, hair, weight loss and more. See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

Comedian Zach Zucker (Stamptown on Netflix) stops by as Jason describes a man that stole his Tinder date's guitar and multiple e-bikes, Randy explains why a Florida woman threw a glass mayonnaise jar during a road rage incident, and Daniel warns against shooting people with a flare gun, and so much more!Thanks to our sponsor: Monarch!Write your own money story with Monarch. Use code DPT at Monarch.com to get your first year of Monarch Core half off at just $50. See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

Actor John Ross Bowie (Stuart Fails to Save the Universe) stops by as Randy describes a 4th grade teacher that created a fart corner in her classroom, Jason explains how a teacher got caught doing cocaine at a staff Christmas party, and Daniel warns against delivering Door Dash naked, and so much more! See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

Comedian Matt Fulchiron (Altar'd Reality) stops by as Jason describes how animals road a bus in Portland, Randy explains why a naked woman was driving with drugs and guns, and Daniel warns against stuffing fish with weights to win a tournament, and so much more!Thanks to our sponsors: ASPCA Pet Insurance and Hims!To explore coverage, visit ASPCApetinsurance.com/DPT To get simple, online access to personalized, affordable care for ED and more, visit Hims.com/DPT See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

Comedian and podcaster Rachel Scanlon (Podcast) stops by as Trae Crowder (filling in for Daniel) describes how 2 men were arrested after a machete fight at Publix, Randy explains why a couple stole library books and sold them to used book stores, and Jason warns against eating steak in a clothing optional environment, and so much more! See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

Comedian and podcaster Jamel Johnson (Mid Range) stops by as Daniel describes how a person has a low-waste home and makes their own toilet paper, Jason explains how a 6-7 event erupts into 8 fights and police have to pull a butcher knife from a child, and Randy warns against fighting with an axe and a knife outside Boston Public Library, and so much more!Thanks to our sponsors: BetterHelp and Monarch!Sign up and get 10% off at BetterHelp.com/DPT.Write your own money story with Monarch. Use code DPT at Monarch.com to get your first year of Monarch Core half off at just $50. See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.