Did you know the Queen of England has a secret purse language she uses to signal her handlers?  She also ALWAYS wins at Charades. Also also, she (allegedly) makes people play Charades. Join Erin and Nicole as they spill ALL the High Tea on the etiquette, rules and quirks of being a part of the Queen's entourage.  

Join Erin and Nicole as they discuss all the bells, whistles, petticoats, ribbing, underwires, and itchy crotches of  women's underwear throughout the centuries.

Erin and Nicole look back at the decade and remember some of the best worst (and worst best) fashion trends, food trends, and celebrity news. What a time to be alive!

It's the annual DTFU Holiday Party! In this episode, Erin and Nicole apologize for missing an important part of Yeti research from the previous episode, roast each other with their tradition of Sinterklaas poems, and talk about the biggest box office bomb of 2019 (it's Cats).

Erin and Nicole climbed the proverbial mountain that is Everest, when they covered the legend of "Sasquatch" in an early episode. Then, they covered actual Everest, when they talked at length about the trash and excrement (and dead bodies) that get left behind on climbing expeditions. And now, (*switches into Jimmy Stewart impression*), it comes full Sir Cole. This episode is all about the legendary Yeti, cousin to Sasquatch and rumored inhabitant of Everest.

Cabbage Patch Kids: they were the hottest toy of the late 80s/early 90s, even though they looked less like cabbage and more like a Mr. Baked Potato Head. Erin and Nicole reveal the hidden truth (which can easily be found anywhere) about the real origin of the dolls and the guy who stole the idea and made it his own. GROSS.

In this episode, Erin and Nicole take you through the ups and downs and literal ins and outs of the Australian-born art form known as "Puppetry of the Penis."

This week, Erin and Nicole read some of your listener stories, as well as some original steamy fiction inspired by Episode 142:  Vermonster!

This episode isn't about Juggalos/lettes, but there's hella face paint and sno-cone wigs. Join Erin and Nicole as they talk about Coulrophobia, also known as the fear of clowns. 

If you thought all cryptids were hairy, non-sexy beings, you haven't met the Pigman of Vermont! Slather yourself in maple syrup and join Erin and Nicole while they get sloppy talkin' bout this beefy, er- porky, urban legend of an animal-man. Discussion includes but is not limited to: how he came to be, how an erotic novel about him might read and, of course, what his crypt-dick looks like!