a.k.a. 'satan's pop rocks' and 'bait and switch kangaroos' Special guest, LAUREN O'NEAL, is here to remind you that ants in your pants is actually a *grave medical issue* that should not be taken lightly, with an overview on the world's jerkiest ants. We talk animals un-defeatable, and adorable, with fire ants and quokkas.  Show Notes <ul> <li><a href="https://patreon.com/letsnotpanic">Support Drunk Safari on Patreon</a></li> <li><a href="https://twitter.com/laureneoneal">Lauren O'Neal on Twitter</a></li> <li><a href="http://laurenoneal.net/">Lauren O'Neal's Website</a></li> <li><a href="http://sundayschooldropouts.lol/">Sunday School Drop Outs Podcast</a></li> <li><a href="https://twitter.com/SunSchoolDrop">Sunday School Drop Outs on Twitter</a></li> <li><a href="https://twitter.com/emteehall">Maggie on Twitter</a></li> <li><a href="https://twitter.com/DrunkSafariPod">Drunk Safari on Twitter</a></li> </ul>

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Welcome to the world's premier, high class animal facts podcast full of information that's like, probably true? Each week Maggie hosts a special guest and we learn everything you could possibly need to know about two animals. Everything. You. Ever. Need. To. Know.