Ya-ya-ees. Inevitable cosmetic surgery. The Pattern. Some quick parenting updates. Rachel’s side piece. And another round of Cheat, Leave or Poison. What’s a 14 month break between friends? We might be a bit rusty but we’re back, and throwing down into your ear cavities with an extended episode. We missed you!
Jul 25, 2019
56 min
Failure Cocktails. Bed Beats. The cure for marriage and a naughty giveaway. H&M A-holes. Snapchat dysmorphia. And an unnecessary plug. Our unplanned hiatus is over and we’re back, baby! We missed those ear holes of yours!
Apr 12, 2018
33 min
Nor’easters. Olympic anticipation. The weighted blanket we never knew we needed. An offensive almost-gift. A challenge for Moms & Pops. And a desire for actual politicians. Go figure. Here’s to starting your year off right - with quiet kids and a good cocktail.
Jan 27, 2018
31 min
CandyChatas. WTF is up with crypto currency. A fun way to get your freakier freak on. The glory of Pooks. Positive talk for 2018. And a special holiday PSA. Join us, as we crush this Christmas Season as best we can without the help of an angry elf.
Dec 21, 2017
31 min
Winter margaritas. The most magical, unsexy place on earth. An emotionless, family departure. A guilty music pleasure. And the anticipation of the night ending with O's. All kinds of improper things to share with loved ones over turkey and alcohol. All the alcohol.
Nov 22, 2017
28 min
Suck It, Thanksgivings. The Do's and Don'ts of slanging. An afterschool special moment. The making of an unwanted core memory. And friending old crushes. This episode is like pumpkin spice for your ears. So settle in and enjoy.
Nov 13, 2017
33 min
Kentucky Mules and Medicinal Wine. A second life for genitalia. An occasional Dark Phoenix. A weekend with Wolverine. A morning talk show fail. And an f'ing ode to autumn. We've been saving up the inappropriateness for a month. It's time to uncork it. Enjoy.
Oct 26, 2017
29 min
Gin Namers. Going down the rabbit hole of what's hopefully an impossibility. The horror of Yankee Candles. Goodwill Date Night. And prepping for the future dating life of our daughters. Enjoy listening with wine, whiskey, beer or Zima. But c'mon, Zima? Really?
Sep 25, 2017
29 min
Anniversary Palomas. Back to school stress joy. The search for a nanny. An unforeseen bitmoji incident. Lame and sexy sex games. And reflecting back on a year of podcasting. A year! That's a lot of booze and inappropriateness. Here's to keeping it going.
Sep 8, 2017
32 min
Wondermelon Martinis of Equality. How to know if you're old. Invisibility as the smart choice. Money or youth. 36 questions to love. And the secrecy of making out with a stranger. Good news: If the eclipse burned out your retinas, you can still listen!
Aug 24, 2017
31 min
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