Janet begins by turning us all on brighter than a Christmas Tree, Special guest Dani shares some Holiday Florida Man good and bad- and Miranda shares a particularly gruesome tale about a multiple murder in the town of Santa Claus- Trigger warning- this article is extremely vivid and includes a report of sexual assault of a minor, and multiple details of murder.Get our links to all the things and ads here:https://linktr.ee/drinkinginclass***NEW MERCH ALERT!!!*** (Hit the link tree above)This episode brought to you by:Leidenfrost VineyardsPhone SoapCraft Beer ClubFleshlight--- Support this podcast: https://anchor.fm/fataldistractionpodcast/support