REUNITED AND IT FEELS SO GOOOOOD! After a short hiatus due to life circumstances, the girls are back together and talking about the culture of kissing, and the folklore through history regarding Fairies! We're not talking about Crazy ol' Mr Crocker and his Fairy God Parent obsession either. Come listen to us get back on/off track and Janet almost pee herself at champagne pops.  Check out our website for all the links and updates at www.FatalDistractionPodcast.com  ***NEW MERCH!!!! Check it out at www.FatalDistractionMerch.com **Call us at 607-288-2999 to leave us a voicemail to play on future episodes! --- Support this podcast: https://anchor.fm/fataldistractionpodcast/support

On this episode of Side Tracked, the girls are joined by Joel, author of the book Memoirs of a Roadie. This episode we cover some weird recent news (including the recent UFO video leak), listening to messages, and of course Joel tells us some of his favorite stories from the road with some of our generations most loved musicians! He also informs us that some people are just too nice to listen to us- so we're not sure if we should be proud or offended by that...... You can purchase Memoirs of a Roadie by clicking the link or by searching for it on Amazon! It's also available on Audible, so make sure you use our link to possibly get free credits!  Check out our Website at www.FatalDistractionPodcast.com ----> New merch at www.FatalDistractionMerch.com <---- Call us and leave a voicemail for the next episode of side tracked at (607) 288-2999 --- Support this podcast: https://anchor.fm/fataldistractionpodcast/support

That's right! 30 full episodes are out of our show- and we couldn't have done it without you! Naturally this episode we had to cover something GOOD! Janet covers the science behind farts and why it's possible to light them on fire*** while Miranda talks about the notorious Richard Speck, and his tiddies.  ***It shouldn't have to be said- but it has to be said- please do not light your farts on fire, your rectum will ignite, and we will have to laugh at your expense. We can not be held liable for your stupidity. Just don't do it. __________________________ Check our website for ALL the things: www.FatalDistractionPodcast.com Merch Website: www.FatalDistractionMerch.com Call us to leave a voicemail for future sidetracked episodes: 1-607-288-2999 --- Support this podcast: https://anchor.fm/fataldistractionpodcast/support

Janet and Miranda have a new fun thing we like to do- Taking calls! You can call us to tell us a crazy story, vent, share a naughty story, ask a question, get terrible advice, whatever! Call us at 607-288-2999 and leave us a voicemail! Check the website for links to our merch, friends and affiliates, get updates and more! www.Fataldistractionpodcast.com Check out our new merch page- new stuff being added all the time! www.FatalDistractionMerch.com --- Support this podcast: https://anchor.fm/fataldistractionpodcast/support

Well... I mean... You read the episode title right? I don't think anymore needs to be said honestly. This episode includes the history of the vibrator- and no- it's not what you may have been led to believe before! Miranda covers the cryptid known as the Jersey Devil, with a little bit of extra spice for you at the end too! We have a guest join us in the studio today- it's Waffles! Get your copy of Hannah Wilde's "Humped by Cryptids" Collection on Amazon! Get merch, info, and see our friends/affiliates links too at www.FatalDistractionPodcast.com New Merch page at www.FatalDistractionMerch.com --- Support this podcast: https://anchor.fm/fataldistractionpodcast/support

Childhood & Love Trauma Expert Riana proves that the girls never had a fighting chance in hell. This episode of side tracked includes dryer snakes, childhood dumpster fires, and bears in outhouses- oh my! So sit back, grab a drink, and hold on to your seat while Yogi swipes at your bootyhole. Riana's Coaching Website link: www.RianaMilne.com _____________________________________________ Check out our website for links to merch, friends and affiliates, updates, and more! www.fataldistractionpodcast.com ATTENTION! NEW MERCH WEBSITE IN THE WORKS AT WWW.FATALDISTRACTIONMERCH.COM Want to get something off of your chest? Ask a question? Get terrible advice? Call us and leave us a voicemail to play on future Side tracked episodes! +1-607-288-2999 --- This episode is sponsored by · Anchor: The easiest way to make a podcast. https://anchor.fm/app Support this podcast: https://anchor.fm/fataldistractionpodcast/support

Janet and Miranda finally have some special time together again, and this week they're bringing the heat- or is that rat poison? Guess you'll have to listen to find out who murdered their husband and their whole Brady Bunch of kids, and the origins of Macaroni in a pot- errrr.... Hat. //See our website for links to our other sponsors, merch, friends, and more! www.fataldistractionpodcast.com  //Wash your balls with Ballsy: https://bit.ly/3ez9spQ  //Start your Audible trial today: https://www.audible.com/ep/creator?source_code=PDTGBPD060314004R  //Get your sexy outfits from Yandy at: https://shrsl.com/2v7ah  --- This episode is sponsored by · Anchor: The easiest way to make a podcast. https://anchor.fm/app Support this podcast: https://anchor.fm/fataldistractionpodcast/support

Janet and Miranda is again joined by the wonderful DeLani Bartlette! She and Janet share more tales of shit bags criminals and Miranda covers the history of the mythological creatures: Gnomes! DeLani can be found on our friends and affiliates page at www.fataldistractionpodcast.com , along with some of our merch, sponsors and more! (TW: this episode includes stories of sexual and violent assault on a child and adults.) --- Support this podcast: https://anchor.fm/fataldistractionpodcast/support

Miranda and Janet are again joined by Dane Dormio, and we are finally at the tail end of our exhausting but fun adventure with a looooong list of guests (as can be told by the number of drinks imbibed prior to this episode... sorry bout that.) Dane shares his journey of discovering polyamory, Miranda shares secrets of codes in the bible, and Janet shares the history of the term "ball buster". The most important thig to remember from this episode, however, is that Janet has never seen Goodfellas. It's a disgrace that this has been allowed to happen. Find Dane on facebook here: Dane Dormio | Facebook Check out our website for merch, sponsor links, friends, and more! www.fataldistractionpodcast.com --- Support this podcast: https://anchor.fm/fataldistractionpodcast/support

On todays Side Tracked episode, we are joined by Dane Dormio, who is a mind/body/master coach AND he's also writing a book about polyamory!  Listen to us culturally appropriate our own cultures, share some weird news and talk to Dane about discovering oneself and breaking out of the norm. Find Dane here or by searching him: Chai Tea Tai Chi – Activate Your Superpowers Find our merch, contact, friends, sponsors all right here: www.FatalDistractionPodcast.com --- This episode is sponsored by · Anchor: The easiest way to make a podcast. https://anchor.fm/app Support this podcast: https://anchor.fm/fataldistractionpodcast/support