As the world sets its sights on the football powerhouse of [checks notes] Qatar, the excitement and nationalistic fervor builds for this completely and utterly uncontroversial and corruption-free tournament ;) Nolan and James go group by group with their predictions and sports betting strategy in this gambling-oriented World Cup preview podcast. Hope ya’ll tail our many, many bets. Season total: -8.5 units Follow us on Twitter. And if you follow our bets and make a profit, it would be cool if you throw us a percentage on Patreon. KThx!

James came back from apple picking with 30 pounds of fruit… He’s gotta pay for that somehow. And on the eve of the World Cup, we go through some fun EPL match-ups for Gameweek 15. Like most professional gamblers, we love putting money on the away-teams (with a hard stay-away from the Spurs v. Liverpool game). Season total: -10.5 units Follow us on Twitter. And if you follow our bets and make a profit, it would be cool if you throw us a percentage on Patreon. KThx!

James is back from Africa! He’s shaking off the soccer gambling rust with lungs full of red clay and memories of giraffes and shit…. Let’s pick some winners. We’re riding the Newcastle train as well as Liverpool’s amazing home form. Looking forward to 11 straight hours of footie on Saturday for sure. Season total: -8.0 units Follow us on Twitter. And if you follow our bets and make a profit, it would be cool if you throw us a percentage on Patreon. KThx!

James debates whether to rename his dog to Håland. Nolan is researching marriage counselors for him and Liverpool to work some stuff out. Two different attitudes going into gameweek 4 - but we put together 5 “these feel good” kinda bets nonetheless. Season total: -9.0 units Follow us on Twitter. And if you follow our bets and make a profit, it would be cool if you throw us a percentage on Patreon. KThx!

Boy oh boy it’s been a long time since there were EPL games. With a monarch passing and worthless internationals for a month - The Draw No Bet Podcast has more stay-aways this week than a 2 star-rated Las Vegas buffet…. We grabbed 4 solid bets for the weekend’s games. They look good, feel good, and smell good. Season total: -9.0 units Follow us on Twitter. And if you follow our bets and make a profit, it would be cool if you throw us a percentage on Patreon. KThx!

With only 70% of the EPL fixture list available, James and Nolan find some semi-informed bets for the Friday games (yippy Friday games!) as well as a tasty parlay with ManCity which just can’t lose (let’s not talk about our ManCity anchor wager from two weeks ago por favor). Season total: -7.0 units Follow us on Twitter. And if you follow our bets and make a profit, it would be cool if you throw us a percentage on Patreon. KThx!

With the fixtures piling up, we’re trying to find some good value in “sure thing” results this weekend. Parlaying ManCity moneyline with other games was just too tempting a proposition, so we got a little creative with our wagers. The value is there, but if Coutinho spanks one in from 30 yards in the 85th minute… we’re doomed. Season total: -3.0 units Follow us on Twitter. And if you follow our bets and make a profit, it would be cool if you throw us a percentage on Patreon. KThx!

After licking our proverbial wounds from last weeks’ losses, James and Nolan try to not be like Pep and overthink upcoming matchups. There are some obvious lines in GW4 and (hopefully) we took the smart options to get into the black… And like a weird voyeur - we’re keeping an eye on a few bets without actually participating. Season total: -0.5 units Follow us on Twitter. And if you follow our bets and make a profit, it would be cool if you throw us a percentage on Patreon. KThx!

We started the podcast with a whole lot of nothing - just a wing and a prayer. But we collaborated for 6 solid (not good, but solid) EPL bets for the upcoming weekend. Please tail us if you dare. There is some logic assisting us this week, but mostly vibes. Season total: +4.5 units Follow us on Twitter. And if you follow our bets and make a profit, it would be cool if you throw us a percentage on Patreon. KThx!

Shaking off our Women’s Euro hangovers - we need to start betting on EPL in earnest! We admit that gameweek 1 of the EPL season is always a bit of a crap-shoot, but we have a few safe bets to follow…. 4:25am alarms, too much coffee, overreacting to lineups, calling professional athletes donkeys, and injury-time beats… The Premier League is back. Season total: 0.00 units (we start tracking this after gw1) Follow us on Twitter. And if you follow our bets and make a profit, it would be cool if you throw us a percentage on Patreon. KThx!