Dr Ice Cream
Dr Ice Cream
Crystal Gallagher
Crystal aka Dr Ice Cream is back with all matters creative, ice cream and matrix related. The big questions the small questions and all the latest scoops from her life.
Welcome to 2026 from the Dr to my four fans!
Happy ten year anniversay to my four biggest fans!In this episode I explain what I've been up to in my life, go on about Bridgerton and give my controversial opinion on Audiobooks.
Jan 25
17 min
Fellas is it gay to like any ice cream that isn’t a maxibon?
Feb 5, 2025
7 min
The children yearn for Substack
The touch grass episode
Jan 20, 2025
9 min
You don’t exist and this proves it.
This would be the most blunt mind blowing episode of Dr ice cream thus far. You don’t exist and today the doctor is bringing you the proof of why. Thanks to jazminegiovanni on TikTok.
Oct 29, 2024
10 min
Are trees more real than humans?
Last night, I got to wondering whether trees would be really annoyed by all of us people who believe in the matrix. Well are they? “Dr ice cream investigates”
Oct 28, 2024
4 min
What is the meaning of life? Will any of us be remembered?
I’m back baby! Season seven of Dr ice cream is here. Today I’m getting into the biggest topic of all. What is the meaning of life? Also, I talk about some music I’ve been making, how to get into your villain era and did I get Oasis tickets? Thank you to Beyoncé for letting me record today’s episode.
Oct 14, 2024
14 min
The Matrix Birth Deception: Uncovering the Truth About Whether We Are Actually "Born"
Are we truly 'born' into the Matrix, or is our entire existence, from birth to death, a meticulously crafted illusion? In this eye-opening episode, Dr. Ice Cream delves deep into the concept of birth within the context of the Matrix simulation theory.
Mar 6, 2024
12 min
My Vilian Origin Story (A Dating Story)
I haven't been talking about my dating life much on the pod recently...and for good reason. But I still have a story of the most dissapointing non-starter to date. I tried to get back into the dating pool and almost di*ed from strangulation by red flags....this is the Dr Ice Cream Villain Origin Story #dating #datingadvice #over30 #single
Feb 17, 2024
15 min
Why I'll never watch The Matrix as a leading expert on simulation theory
I may be a leading expert on how to escape from the Matrix but I have a confession: I've never seen the film The Matrix...and this is why.
Feb 16, 2024
11 min
You don’t need to move to the desert
I am always dreaming and planning of unplugging from society and moving to the middle of nowhere… Especially outback Australia. This is why I didn’t need to do it and you don’t need to either… Or do you?
Feb 15, 2024
17 min
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