Welcome to the show where we gossip over gateau! Don’t text your ex is a podcast by four student housemates full of advice and anecdotes about uni life, from dating to drunken debauchery. Stick around for parasocial interactions or background noise to eat cake to.

This week we're in party mode, prepping for June 21st as we eat a Colin the Caterpillar cake while talking through our tips for the best night out.

Don't challenge a bouncer

In this episode of Don't text your ex, we chat about the ups and downs of Tinder over Madeira cake, with a side of unsolicited advice. Follow us: Keeva: https://www.instagram.com/keevaokane/ Jasmine: https://www.instagram.com/jasminelparker/ Lydia: https://www.instagram.com/lydia.rose.f/ Eloise: https://www.instagram.com/elo_newman/ Edited by Lydia Falch

Don't take Tinder too seriously

In the first episode of Don't text your ex, we share our Valentine's Day horror stories over chocolate and raspberry cake.
Follow us:
Keeva: https://www.instagram.com/keevaokane/
Jasmine: https://www.instagram.com/jasminelparker/
Lydia: https://www.instagram.com/lydia.rose.f/
Eloise: https://www.instagram.com/elo_newman/
Edited by Lydia Falch and Jasmine Parker