Goofy C*nt Nation

Hanna and Skylar discuss food poisoning, checking off boxes, Telluride polos, and male celebs. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices

Hanna and Skylar discuss Hinge +, Zyn Pouches, Tinkerbell, bill belichick, and JT's DUI. Get the hottest takes of the week on Goofy C*nt Nation. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices

Hanna and Skylar chitchat about walking dogs, grand gestures, and meeting men in prison. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices

Hanna and Skylar sit down with Chloe LaBranche and discuss a recent encounter with an exhibitionist, rehab and marriage. Listen as Chloe unravels from nicotine withdrawal on this episode of Goofy Cunt Nation. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices

Skylar and Hanna sit down with the very funny Ali Macofsky and discuss sobriety, crushes, saving dick pics and cumming (or lack there of). What is dendrophilia? Find out this week on Goofy Cunt Nation. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices

Hanna and Skylar discuss the American Riviera Orchard, an angry mom's backyard extravaganza and the wnba. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices

Hanna and Skylar chat about becoming a private flight attendant, The Golden Bachelor, and Chadwick Boseman's big D. Marry, Fuck Kill: Coachella, The Masters, The Boxing Fight. Find out this week on Goofy Cunt Nation. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices

Hanna and Skylar chitchat about JoJo Siwa's teeth, Lady Gaga's fiance and J.Lo's general unlikability. They also debate dating etiquette. Should gals followup with guys? Find out this week on Goofy Cunt Nation. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices

Hanna and Skylar discuss the appropriate dating age, Kate Middleton's new status and the Lukas Gage effect. The girlies also breakdown marriage and life as a sugar baby. How do you know when someone is "the one"? Find out this week on Goofy C*nt Nation. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices

This week Hanna and Skylar discover a new dating app. The girlies also discover another teacher who slept with her student, men with feminine products aka cheaters, and a streamer who identifies as a dog. How far would you travel for a man? Find out this week on Goofy Cunt Nation. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices